✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
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( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy
[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
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She... ate Puppy...
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All you wanted to do was head back to apartment and relax with your devoted daughter who clearly idolizes her streetwise maverick of a dad and your faithful hellbeast, Puppy. But no. Look at this place. There's blood and guts everywhere. You have brief flashbacks of the time you yourself were disemboweled and eaten alive in this apartment, by a demon that looked like your brother no less. Fuck your life is interesting.
Clearly, this is a curse brought on by the Rail Tracer. You will investigate this fully later.
Oh, right. You have a kid living here. You can't blow up this... whatever this thing is yet. There are questions unanswered.
America: Cock shotgun in a threatening manner.
WHERE'S NAMINE?!
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god you people
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funny how my characters respond differely
LUCKY SNOW UNDERSTANDS!!!!!
sort of
~*~kindered spirits~*~
.....now all i can think of is bosom buddies
it's destiny.
you mean density
that too.
sob you make me think hideous things
then my mission is accomplished .D.b
...no /weeps
your tears fuel me
lies
you can't prove otherwise
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S-sorry 'bout that, Liz. I wasn't really expecting... that...
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/kicks HTML to the curb!
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1/2
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America! Shoot it! Shot it before it bites you too!
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[Action?]
[Action!!!]
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[Action!!!] If he didn't eat anything, I'd be rather worried.
[Action!!!] It takes more than horrific carnage to suppress his appetite!
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A troll ate my Puppy.
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