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starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
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( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy
[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
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It is true.
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[ fidget fidget. ]
Not that I'm not proud of how I came to be or anything. I was the first colony to really break away and become a democratic nation. I was something new and extraordinary! But... I still am. People can have Japanese heritage or English heritage, but when my people ask "what are you?", they're always talking about their heritage, and that answer isn't ever "American." It bothers me a lot.
I'm proud of being the melting pot of the world, don't get me wrong, but there are downsides to being so young.
[ AND AMERICA'S ISSUES COME TO LIGHT. ]
Actually, I'm younger than Canada, and that sucks. But don't tell anyone!
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Oh.. Japan actually smiles.]
Perhaps there is much we can learn from one another. ...But do not worry, I will not tell anyone.
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Good! 'Cause that'd be just embarrassing and I'd have to like, give you an Indian Rug Burn or Purple Nurple or something.
[ legitimate threats. ]
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[wow America. just wow.]
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[ he probably hangs out with people like Kelso and Hyde back home. this is the result. ]
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...America-san is quite interesting.
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[ thumbs up ]
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respond to this in some way
peace sign]
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If you like, imagine him singing along like Max in Across the Universe. That just makes everything awesome. ]
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Are they sitting on like a couch, or separate chairs. This is important for my next tag. BUT REGARDLESS, Japan will shift slightly to rest his head because he is sort of realizing how tired he is.
He'll just listen to this music. And America's singing. While thinking.]
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America needs a fix. Vietnam is stressing him out from every angle okay. But he's not willing to brave the Reavers again for more morphine. Fucking Reavers.
...etc. ]
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This is important because Japan's stressful thoughts combined with the music and the company and the long conversation, have somehow exhausted him enough to fall asleep right in the middle of having company over!!!
So don't mind if a sleeping Japan sort of slowly leans against you.... he will apologize profusely later.]
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...Okay.
America, unlike Japan, doesn't freak out at physical contact. He sort of just stares at Japan to see if he's really asleep.
Okay he is.
...Okay what now. He's not exactly tired. He just had coffee and he's not sleepy.
GUESS HE'LL JUST SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO BEATLES. ]
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WON'T YOU GET BORED OF THAT EVENTUALLY. MAYBE. A LITTLE?]
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And because he's kinda a selfish douche, he's gonna try to slide on outta here. NOTHING PERSONAL, JAPAN. He's just going to be gently trying to wiggly out from under your head... ]
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Japan's not the heaviest sleeper in the world, so he is just going to, jump. Sort of. Like whoashit I was sleeping kind of jump.
And then immediately start babbling]
Ah..-- Did I-- ah, forgive me! I had thought caffeine would prevent such a thing...! [bows sob sob how embarrassing]
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[ chuckling and not looking at all bothered by the whole "Japan fell asleep on me" thing. ]
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Still, at such a time... ...It is fine whether you prefer to stay or leave. I simply became too involved in my thoughts...
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