( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy

[starspangledhero]

[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]

Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...

[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]

So earlier I had this really good idea for-!

[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?

Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]

PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!

[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.

If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]

Comments

[starspangledhero]

I've cleaned up worse. I can handle it. [ and wow isn't that a sad statement. ]

Oh, she did! I felt kinda bad too, she kept asking me not to kill her, and she looks like a kid. I think she is one.

Yeah well. I kinda freaked out, thought she ate my daughter, was relieved, and then ended up sobbing onto Namine and Japan after she left. I'll probably be depressed again later, but I'll be fine in a while.

/kicks HTML to the curb!

[spectrophobic.livejournal.com]

[ It is. ...and it leaves too much to the imagination, and Liz can't really deal with that right now. ] A-alright... I'll just let you deal with it.

Hmmm... I don't know. That thing-... I've never seen anything like that before--even though that's not really anything new in this city. [ ... ] Look. I'd just stay on your toes. This all still seems kind of fishy to me.

Uh... well at least you seem to have a good understanding of yourself, America.

[starspangledhero]

She says her name is Nepeta and that's a troll and was hatched from an egg. I... dunno, but I'm definitely on the alert for her and her troll buddies.

I spend a lot of time thinking about myself. [ that came out so much more arrogant than he intended. but it's probably rightfully arrogant anyway. ]