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starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
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( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy
[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
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Y-y-you thought this--?! This entire time--?! N-not at all! That was a mistake! A one time incident! Please realize this!! Denmark-san is with Norway-san, of course!!
I-I am with no one! I was never with anyone!!
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[ He seems to space out a moment, but snaps right back to the current. ]
...Well. Uh. Okey then! Now I know!
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Are there others who still think such things? Ahhhh... that is no good...
... I-in any case... While my views are the same, I would like to view this world as a separate timeline. ... So surely it is fine to have friends like America-san and Denmark-san.
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[ still kinda stuck on "NOT DOING IT WITH DENMARK."
America's reality has been shattered. Or not. I don't know. But it's been a long day okay. This is just adding to the pile of surprises. ]
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How could you believe it was more?! E-even after-- [okay he decides not to bring up the mistletoe event... which continues to plague his mind]
Haa... Such things were not meant for me. [sips coffee. with a stressed expression.]
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Yeah that's why I mentioned that whole "I don't wanna be a cheater!" 'Cause I thought... yeah.
Well. [ He leans back and props his feet up on Japan's coffee table. I am presuming Japan has a coffee table that America can defile with is boots. ] I dunno about other nations, but "such things" are good if you're with a human or whatever. Relationships, I mean. Even without the physical aspect of it.
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... There is no one.. where that could be possible.
[he's obviously embarrassed now.]
How did it change to this topic...
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[ America chuckles and pointedly ignores Japan's frown. He's comfy damn it. ]
I'm sure there is! Some nice girl out there somewhere in Tokyo or wherever. Or guy. Whichever. There's someone for everyone!
[ can you tell that his romance movies get to his head. ]
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But whatever.]
I see.
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[ this is the worst. ]
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He looks like twenty times more depressed.
WHO KNOWS.]
That is not necessary. Ah... but how is America-san feeling?
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Really depressed. You?
[ SO. SUBTLE. ]
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wh... oh, well... if.... okay.]
. . . The same.
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...I've got two Beatles albums and a Johnny Cash album to listen to! Man, next on my list definitely has to be Rolling Stones. I've been itching to hear Gimme Shelter for weeks now!
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I see... I recall you showing me certain songs.
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[ Already getting up to run upstairs and grab it! ]
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and then moves to take care of his cup before coming back to sit down!!
SIGHS.
yes my tags are so. amazing.]
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America will burst back in a couple minutes later, cradling his records and record play delicately. He takes good care of them okay ;w; ]
Got 'em!
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Ah, please feel free to use whatever area seems fit.
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[ America sets it up on the table and holds up the records. ]
Which do ya wanna start with? I've got the White Album, Abbey Road, and I Walk the Line.
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