starspangledhero: (You have to go gay for the dead intern!)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
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( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy

[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]

Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...

[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]

So earlier I had this really good idea for-!

[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?

Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount.
]

PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!

[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.

If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming.
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fierybluebird: (My Pops is bigger than yours)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-01-23 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
You're kind of like the captain of your country, right? The boss? Leader? -- What are Olympics like? [Distracted.]

[Pauses and blinks at America's DAAAAADDY NOOOO empathy, because he really wasn't trying to bum the guy out or anything.]
Err, yeah. My Pops is -- was the strongest in the world. I don't mean that just in because I liked him the most, I mean he was famous all over the world for being the strongest. He faced down Gol D. Roger and so anyone who thought they could make a quick name for themselves figured the best way was by trying to kill Pops. 'Course, he was the world's strongest so it wasn't exactly like going up and pointing a gun at him or anything. He earned that place with his strength.
Edited 2011-01-23 05:15 (UTC)