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starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
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( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy
[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
[voice]
And with the right icon this time]
Doesn't have one.
[voice]
Can I name him?!
[voice]
[voice]
Ronnie the Bear.
[ I have broke so many canon rules to make this joke and I don't even care. ]
[voice]
Ronnie the Effing Bear. [The tone implies a "really? really?" sort of deal. And sob I'm now watching THE BEAR IS GOD. /edits forever]
[voice]
[ The tone implies that he thinks you just added "effing" to his idea. MY MISSION IS ACCOMPLISHED. Now all we need is a pig noise named Wretched Harmony. ]
Re: [voice]
[Okay there is a mathematician with the last name Rona he can totally justify this in his dead. And fffft. Clearly we need the entire Wizard People, Dear Reader cast made up of monsters. The orca can be Harry Fucking Potter, the destroyer of worlds.]
[voice]
[ sdajklr;ewar AHAHA. Eridan has a copy of Troll Wizard People, Dear Reader. The references are only just beginning. ]
[voice]
[Either RONNIE THE EFFING BEAR agrees or it just wants to devour your Soul, but there's a roar in the background.
Asdgfdg YESSSSS. That's all sorts of beautiful.]
[voice]
[ Clearly RONNIE THE BEAR is in agreement. ]