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starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
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( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy
[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
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I WILL STICK TO MAKING DRAMATICALLY UNEVENTFUL TAGS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Japan. Slowly. Looks away from the record player and over to America.]
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Ten bucks says he's having an acid flashback. ]
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it is strangely.................. endearing
NO THESE ARE MIND TRICKS.]
A-ah, would you like anything else?
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What've ya got?
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[MOVES TO DO THAT. SO FAST.]
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okay when Japan finishes the whatever-the-heck sweets he makes and coffee, he'll bring it in and set it on the table. yes.]
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Well, the first one anyway. He might actually take some bites out of the next sweet instead of inhaling it.</small. ] Yay!
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I hope it is alright. Cooking is a little soothing, so it is nice to do it for others.
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Yeah it's good! Thanks! Oh, yeah, I should change albums after I finish these.
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Perhaps so...
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aaaaanndddd he'll be switching it over to Beatles (after wiping his hands on Japan's furniture).
He skips right over Back in the USSR and goes straight to Dear Prudence. ]
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America-san. Do you suppose it is strange to get attached to this world?
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[ shrug ]
I mean, there's some aspects about it that're cool, don't get me wrong, and there's a lot of cool people. I just don't wanna stay here forever, ya know? One thing I miss is just stepping outside and feeling home.
And I'm the hero! The world back home needs me!
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So you would not mind leaving tomorrow..? That sort of thing?
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[ But we won't go into her shitty life. ]
I'd go with the flow. Play the cards I've been dealt and win the game. That sort of thing.
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Ah, I see. I envy your youth.
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You always say that.
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It is true.
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