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starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
starspangledhero) wrote2011-01-18 11:48 pm
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( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy
[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]
So earlier I had this really good idea for-!
[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?
Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]
PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!
[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.
If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]
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If you like, imagine him singing along like Max in Across the Universe. That just makes everything awesome. ]
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Are they sitting on like a couch, or separate chairs. This is important for my next tag. BUT REGARDLESS, Japan will shift slightly to rest his head because he is sort of realizing how tired he is.
He'll just listen to this music. And America's singing. While thinking.]
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America needs a fix. Vietnam is stressing him out from every angle okay. But he's not willing to brave the Reavers again for more morphine. Fucking Reavers.
...etc. ]
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This is important because Japan's stressful thoughts combined with the music and the company and the long conversation, have somehow exhausted him enough to fall asleep right in the middle of having company over!!!
So don't mind if a sleeping Japan sort of slowly leans against you.... he will apologize profusely later.]
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...Okay.
America, unlike Japan, doesn't freak out at physical contact. He sort of just stares at Japan to see if he's really asleep.
Okay he is.
...Okay what now. He's not exactly tired. He just had coffee and he's not sleepy.
GUESS HE'LL JUST SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO BEATLES. ]
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WON'T YOU GET BORED OF THAT EVENTUALLY. MAYBE. A LITTLE?]
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And because he's kinda a selfish douche, he's gonna try to slide on outta here. NOTHING PERSONAL, JAPAN. He's just going to be gently trying to wiggly out from under your head... ]
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Japan's not the heaviest sleeper in the world, so he is just going to, jump. Sort of. Like whoashit I was sleeping kind of jump.
And then immediately start babbling]
Ah..-- Did I-- ah, forgive me! I had thought caffeine would prevent such a thing...! [bows sob sob how embarrassing]
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[ chuckling and not looking at all bothered by the whole "Japan fell asleep on me" thing. ]
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Still, at such a time... ...It is fine whether you prefer to stay or leave. I simply became too involved in my thoughts...
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[ stopping the record player. ]
Penny for your thoughts?
[ pause. ]
I don't have an actual penny, by the way. So don't expect payment.
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...There are far too many. Surely I have spoken on about myself quite enough. I would not wish to speak too much.
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[ saying this with utter seriousness. oh America. ]
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Ah, well... [...] To be honest, I would not be sure where to start. Does America-san ever think too much?
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As for me... Rather than shutting off the thoughts themselves, I avoid voicing them. It makes things rather complicated.
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There are still more thoughts on that matter, but I do not believe I should say. ...I also do not believe he would listen.
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[ he is the most helpful. ]
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...
In any case, I am quite convinced he hates me at this point. I am not sure if I should leave it at that, or attempt to fix it.
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Well, ya won't know until ya try! Worst comes to worst, he'll still hate ya, but that's pretty much the other option anyway, so may as well give fixing things a go.
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[ now grabbing Japan by the shoulders and shaking him like a wee petite babby. ]
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