( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy

[starspangledhero]

[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]

Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...

[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]

So earlier I had this really good idea for-!

[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?

Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]

PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!

[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.

If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]

Comments

[Action!!!] ohgod Japanese Scar nooooooo w;A;w

[starspangledhero]

[ AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN AND PURPLE MOUNTAIN MAJESTIES ABOVE THE FRUITED PLAIN and all that good stuff. I dunno.

Technically he could utilize the Magical Hetalia Plothole^TM to understand Japanese (a feat which he has achieved before), but that's too much effort. He'll just nod and laugh and presume whatever Tatsumi is saying is something good.

Oh yeah, and he's just going to switch the sunglasses for Texas. Putting the sunglasses on Tatsumi, he utters the only thing appropriate: ]

Yeahhhhhhh!

[Action!!!] BWA HA HA HA Except he'd be a blue Scar. :|

[totallygay]

YA!!

[Tatsumi seems to calm a bit holding America while he's still inside his jacket.]

America... You're so warm. You pet so good too. Ah...

[Snug]

Sing a song, America. Sing a really cool one.

[Action!!!] such a scary thought....

[starspangledhero]

A song? Hmmm...

[ America situates himself even more comfortably, pressing chest-to-chest to Tatsumi (and probably letting his full weight rest on Tatsumi's legs ENJOY THE FATASS LANDMASS). As much as he loves his rock and country, somehow that just isn't fitting for the situation. Neither is Velvet Revolver. It might be kinda redundant to sing "Heroin" at this point.

Suddenly an idea strikes him. ]

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you
Tomorrow I'll miss you
Remember I'll always be true
And then while I'm away
I'll write home every day
And I'll send all my lovin' to you

[ YEAHHHH BEATLES. He's actually fairly good, but he doesn't have a Liverpool accent. Yes that is a terrible flaw. ]

[Action!!!] *photoshops 4 u*

[totallygay]

[He can hear the backup and everything, yea, not really but it's somehow still very good and he rocks his head, not minding the large amount f weight at all, well not as much as she should. Maybe with his chip out he could toss America into the sun but right now he was pretty normal but If you can't feel your legs, you don't know they hurt, right? After America stops, Tatsumi is asleep- or at least it looks like hes a sleep except he is humming the tune lightly. His voice is alright, not as well tuned as Americas, but he can carry a note.]

[Action!!!] SOBBING FOREVER

[starspangledhero]

[ America pulls away slightly. Everyone just keeps falling asleep on him goddamn. Then he hears the humming.

...That doesn't stop him from poking his cheek though. ]

Tatsumi?

[Action!!!] IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT, TATSUMI WILL FIND YOUUUU!!

[totallygay]

[Apparently, America has just what it takes for japanese people to sleep on him. No, I did not stalk that thread. I have no idea what you're thinking. When America pokes his cheek he looks up at the nation, his humming abruptly stopping. He turns his head and puts his lips around America's finger, holding it with his teeth, not fangs.

Oh, he's back to humming now... with America's finger in his mouth.]

[Action!!!] /screaming. DON'T DRAIN ME BRO.

[starspangledhero]

[ dsajrlew AMERICA IS THE COZIEST PLACE FOR THE JAPANESE. What. I don't know.

Well, this isn't entirely unexpected. Weird, but he's seen people on less doing weirder things, himself included. America chuckles, wiggling his finger and pressing down on Tatsumi's tongue.

...And hoping he doesn't eat it because he kinda needs that finger. ]

[Action!!!] Awww can't do that before Valentines day!!! \o/

[totallygay]

[If America wasn't sitting on him right now, he might actually be bouncing off the walls. The large LANDMASS OF AMERICA helps to keep Tatsumi planted and making faces as he plays thumb wars with... his tongue and America's finger. What is this even? I have no idea but it is like an epic battle of epic proportions in some strange parallel universes where everything is hanging on this very moment.]

MMm omommmm!!

[Action!!!] awwwww <3

[starspangledhero]

[ Oh man you're on. YOU ARE SO ON America will be battling Tatsumi's tongue with all his might!!! Except not because that would hurt. Who knows what's even happening anymore, but America will just keep finger-battling and poking around Tatsumi's mouth. ]

[Action!!!]

[totallygay]

[Omg his tongue is tired but he has to keep trying. Maybe the heat-ray vision he suddenly acquired via acid will help him win!!


No, no it doesn't. Actually, it's having the opposite effects and Tatsumi opens his mouth]

AAahh!!!!

[He goes right back to sucking on your finger, America... he thought for a moment there, just a moment, it was on fire. But it's okay because somehow there is a tsunami in his mouth that will put out the flames. When he is sure it's all gone he pulls away.]

Next time don't catch your finger on fire! i might not have one of those ready by then!

...

[Reaaaching for your glasses again- oh wait, nope. Let him try again. Ooops. nope. Again..... ok he's just going to settle for touching your hair curl instead, America... even though that is further away.]

[Action!!!]

[starspangledhero]

I'll... try not to light it on fire next time?

[ The disappointment is starting to set in that he can't share this nonsensical glory with Tatsumi. Stupid blood and its stupid trips-

oh god he's touching the hair curl again. HAIR CURRRLLLL. ]

Bluh!

[ He is so articulate. ]