starspangledhero | ( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy

[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]

Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...

[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]

So earlier I had this really good idea for-!

[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?

Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]

PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!

[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.

If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]

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[...well this explains some annoyances, but he'll save those for later. LMFAO.]

Ah, well... [...] To be honest, I would not be sure where to start. Does America-san ever think too much?

Yep! Then I try not to think after that, but sometimes I can't help it. England once said to cut it out, but what does he know?

Hmm.

As for me... Rather than shutting off the thoughts themselves, I avoid voicing them. It makes things rather complicated.

It's complicated either way. But voicing the ones that're really complicated usually don't end up too well. That's how I got in that fight with Denmark.

Ahhh, that is the sort of thing I anticipated, and still Denmark-san finds tensions. Though, I believe it is more of an issue with me leaving than my time...

There are still more thoughts on that matter, but I do not believe I should say. ...I also do not believe he would listen.

We should try making him cookies and beer next time we have something to say. That'll put him in a better mood! And if he doesn't wanna listen well tough because I'm the leader of NATO so I get to say what I want!

[ he is the most helpful. ]

I offered a rather meaningful gift, and he... Ah, I am not sure if you saw his latest post.

...

In any case, I am quite convinced he hates me at this point. I am not sure if I should leave it at that, or attempt to fix it.

I heard it, yeah, but I was hanging out with Namine.

Well, ya won't know until ya try! Worst comes to worst, he'll still hate ya, but that's pretty much the other option anyway, so may as well give fixing things a go.

...I see. Perhaps so, then...

Give it a shot! Do it!

I will consider it.

DO ITTTTT!

[ now grabbing Japan by the shoulders and shaking him like a wee petite babby. ]

W-what sort of-- ahhh, America-san, please be more gentle!

[ow he is wincing now sob when will the abuse stop]

[ never ]

So is that a yes?!

Y-yes! Fine!

[ stops shaking ]

Hooray! I helped!

[guh. tries to. straighten himself. while frowning.]

H-hopefully I did the same for America-san.

Uh-huh!

[ this face. you can't resist this face. ]

...

Good.

[ Stretching and cracking his back. ]

Should probably leave ya to sleep, huh? I've still got stuff to do, people to see.

...Ah, yes. That would be fine... [...standing] I apologize for that again..

[ standing also ]

Don't worry about it! I totally don't mind, I nap with Mattie all the time. Just lemme get comfy next time so my butt doesn't fall asleep!

...R-right.

I appreciate you speaking with me.. And I hope you are feeling better.

Yeah same! Next time you're all depressed, go ahead and call and we'll jam again! Way better than going "bluh bluh I'm a Japanese man so I'll suffer in silence and not listen to America's awesome music!"

Aha... yes, of course.

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