( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy

[starspangledhero]

[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]

Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...

[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door... ]

So earlier I had this really good idea for-!

[ This is promptly cut off by a scream. It is the scream of someone who is now witnessing their precious pet dog(dragonwolfmonsterhellbeast) being eviscerated and eaten. Actually, here, have a quick view of the scene while America presses himself against the wall: ...why, it's only Nepeta enjoying a meal consisting of monster meat! What's so terrible about that?

Fucking everything, damn it. That blood splatter on the floor was his pet. How would you feel if someone ate your dog? Not too hot. Even if the creature eating your pet happens to be a cute little troll girl who, at the moment, looks a bit like a pet who just got caught doing something they shouldn't. The irony of this situation continues to mount. ]

PUPPY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OHMYGOD IT'S EATING MY DOG!

[ Cue more incoherent screaming as he grapples for his shotgun. Amidst his struggling, the communicator switches off.

If you are in Marshall, you can probably hear his screaming. ]

Comments

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah well ya better not cause I'd kick your ass!

[ He's trying to sound tough after feeling embarrassed from freaking out]

[starspangledhero]

Wouldn't even dare to try it!

[ it's a lost cause. ]

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

Good! Cause I could take you down!

[starspangledhero]

I'd like to see you try!

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

[ Huffs at that]

You're no match for the great Tetsunosuke Ichimura.

[starspangledhero]

Oh yeah? Well I'm the United States of America, greatest country in the world!

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

Blah blah blaaaaah

[starspangledhero]

Bluh bluh!

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

I was makin' fun of you dumbass!

[starspangledhero]

So? I still have hegemony!

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

[ kicks at him from the couch]

[starspangledhero]

[ STICKS HIS TONGUE OUT. so mature. ]

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

[pulls a cushion from the couch and throws it at him]

I win!

[starspangledhero]

No way!

[ THROWS THE PILLOW RIGHT BACK. ]

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

[ jumps behind the couch before it can hit him]

[starspangledhero]

Oh no you don't!

[ IT'S NOW A CHASE SCENE. GRABBING THE PILLOW AND TRYING TO THROW IT AT TETSU. ]

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

ACK! [ He scurries up and takes off running while laughing]

[starspangledhero]

[ laughing and trying to catch him! he's not putting all the effort possible into it, but he's hoping over furniture and whatnot like a champ. ]

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

[ Being as tiny as he is, he runs into another room and slides under the bed]

[starspangledhero]

[ Oh no you don't. You think that'll stop America?

LIFTS. UP. THE BED. ]

Gotcha!

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

[ HOLY CRAP STARING IN AWE]

[starspangledhero]

[ absolutely oblivious to the whole "lifting beds is kinda freaky" thing. ]

I said, I gotcha! The hegemon is victorious!

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

That's so awesome! [ Jumps up]

Pick up something else!

[starspangledhero]

Huh?

[ finally staring at the bed. ]

Oh, you've never seen my awesome in action before?

[ grin. ]

I can take some more weight. Hop on!

[ lowering the bed a bit in case Tetsu doesn't have a fear of death. ]

[notyourpage.livejournal.com]

[ He grins and jumps onto the bed]