[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!

[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]

ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!

Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!

I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!

[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]

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[voice; Engrish]

[dueling-hearts.livejournal.com]

America-kun..

[wow so loud okay. Never mind this is after Yuugi's reckless rescue of Gracia, and now he's just... injured and tired and you're insane you crazy nation you.]

Most of the people should be in the high school.

[voice; Engrish]

[starspangledhero]

[ INSANE LIKE A FOX ]

Really? Awesome! That's where I'll shoot everything then!

[kongeriget]

[ He's still following America around, but by now he's gone quiet. Still hasn't heard from... any of his family. ]

[starspangledhero]

[ WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET DENMARK THERE'S SHOOTIN' TA BE HAD. Can you tell America's at home in the action. You should, because there's this big ol' grin plastered to his face and a shotgun in his hand and he's smiling so obliviously at you. ]

You gonna be my back-up?!

[voice; English]

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

[Hah you must be joking. Seriously?]

Nyet. Not jumping in front of Amerika. Try funnier joke next time, da?

[voice; English]

[starspangledhero]

[ BE MY CANON FODDER, RUSSIA ]

Fine, I'll throw you, whatever, just hurry up and be of some use again, commie!

[voice; English]

[stopblamingme.livejournal.com]

[ow such a loud voice. Have a long, patient sigh.]

Namine's with me. We're heading to Gohl's.

[voice; English]

[starspangledhero]

Ah, good, good, glad she's fine! You too! You've got guns, right Mattie? Ya can hold down the fort at Gohl! You're my twin and you're almost like me and don't worry, if you fail miserably, I'll know and I'll come save you too!

[ TWINLINK POWERS ACTIVATE! ]

why don't you people sleep at normal times

[mygodmyright.livejournal.com]

[ RUNNING THROUGH A BUILDING CAN BE A VERY SOBERING EXPERIENCE ]

I wouldn't trust that Russian bastard to do anything but stab you in the back the minute you turn around.

because I don't work tomorrow

[starspangledhero]

Don't worry, he's going out in front to distract all the creatures while I shoot at them! ...It. The creatures. I kinda need Russia alive for distractions, huh?

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[totally-feliks.livejournal.com]

[He understood NOTHING, but all that yelling sounded exciting!]

Wassis?

[If we're lucky, the inbuilt translator might give you 'what's this' from that.]

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[starspangledhero]

WHAT?

[voice; English]

[thunderbadge]

Are there any extra guns around?

[voice; English]

[starspangledhero]

I've got two shotguns! You know how to shoot?

[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

[:| Stop picking on his roomie man.]

Russia's with me; you can't have him. The hell are you planning now? [He doesn't even know it started out sounding sane and then it quickly devolved into he doesn't even know what.]

[starspangledhero]

[ BUT. BUT. HE'S MY CANON FODDER no I will never stop finding that hilarious. ]

I'm gonna get a monster-killing team together to defend the world, one high school at a time!

[notmanaging.livejournal.com]

It's not safe to go outside.

[starspangledhero]

Which is exactly why I need to be out there!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

...Shouldn't you be getting to safety too?

[starspangledhero]

I tried that tactic twice, and then the world fell into chaos and I, of course, had to save the day!

That, and no one blows up my territory and gets away with it.

[be-wary-of.livejournal.com]

[... even if America has no idea what he's doing, IT CERTAINLY MAKES AN IMPRESSION]

Yeh'd make a good Cap'n, eh?

[starspangledhero]

[ he'd have a better idea if he was fighting an army and not giant spiky slug things ]

I have Captains in my armed services! That counts, right?

[miiirrriiiaaa.livejournal.com]

Do you need us to do something America! Miria and I can take in the puppy!

[starspangledhero]

You can?! Great! Can you take Banjo too? You don't have to do anything with him, just lock him up in a room and he should be fine!

[ Puppy also happens to be a freaky wolf-lizard-thing. BUT SHE LIKES AMERICANS? ]

[spectrophobic.livejournal.com]

Already on it!

[ Except for the bravery. And the guns. BUT GUESS WHO IS PLAYING BACK UP? ]

[starspangledhero]

Awesome! You gonna meet up with me or Canada or have you got your own world-saving team established?!

[ sob you make America so proud ;w; ]

[distantwater.livejournal.com]

[starspangledhero]

Hello?

[ BITCH THE BUILDING'S COLLAPSING AROUND YOU, DON'T MAKE ME FORCE YOU TO BE MY BACK UP ]

[voice; this is fucking loud because daddy taught her]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

1/2 [voice; YOU MAKE YOUR FATHER SO PROUD]

[starspangledhero]

I WON'T!

[italianshadow.livejournal.com]

1/2

[starspangledhero]

Italy? When'd you get here?

[ SORRY ITALY I WAS BUSY HIDING IN A DRYER. ]

[littlestcrybaby.livejournal.com]

D-do you still need help?

[starspangledhero]

More help never hurt! You gonna be my back-up? ...Can you even do anything?

[terrorizedafu.livejournal.com]

((Nation... ping?! god i feel lame.))

A-afu, I would like to help!

[starspangledhero]

[ USSR hasn't invaded you yet DOES HE EVEN KNOW THAT AFGHANISTAN IS A COUNTRY? ]

Great! You got a gun?!

[bubbleteatime.livejournal.com]

Are we really going to fight aliens? I can help, too!

[starspangledhero]

Pretty sure they're not aliens! Not the cool kind, anyway, and those are the ones that matter. Anyway, you should be my back-up too!

[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

O-oh, America! You're safe, I-I was worried when it was Denmark who came to get us out.

...b-but, do you really think that plan will work?

[starspangledhero]

He woke me up later, but don't be fooled, I did help with the rest of the building!

When in doubt, headshot! It's a legitimate strategy!

[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

In the head.

[audio (Lithuanian) and text]

[toris-lietuvos.livejournal.com]

... what?

[switch to text, since that seems to work most times even though he has no idea why]

I'm sorry, I don't understand that language. But, do you know what's going on?

[text (yes, all caps)]

[starspangledhero]

BIG THINGS DESTROYED MY EMBASSY AND NOW I'M SHOOTING THEM.

BE MY BACK-UP.