[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!

[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]

ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!

Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!

I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!

[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]

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[starspangledhero]

The other side! The dark side! Second world! Communism! [ I BET YOU ALL FLY AROUND IN THE DEATH STAR. ]

I'll make it work.

[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

...America, I-I'm not communist anymore. [YEAH RIGHT THAT WOULD BE TOO COOL]

Um, well, I-I wish you the best of luck!

[starspangledhero]

Yes you are. [ pew pew goes the free world ]

Uh... thanks. You too?

[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

N-no, I'm not! I just wrapped up an e-election before I came here. [sob she thought she'd told him this before]

Ah, thank you. I'll do my best.

[starspangledhero]

I thought was against the rules in Commieland. [ do you honestly think he listens ]

I'm guessing your off with your brother somewhere, then?

[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

I-it's not - [ok she can't call it that because wtf] - not communist anymore! So i-it doesn't matter what we would have done then, because i-it's different now. [she keeps making the mistake of thinking maybe this time he'll pay attention]

T-that's right, we're in the high school right now.

[starspangledhero]

How do I know you're not lying? [ On one hand, he's heard about 1991 from others and has full confidence in his awesomeness to believe it to be true. On the other, COMMUNISTS. The paranoia never ends. ]

Oh, great he's inside with a bunch of defenseless people! Hey, make sure he doesn't go nuts on any of them, cuz I can't go in if there's a wall going up.

[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

I-I don't know, what would you like me to do to prove it?

He's not going to do anything, Brother is tired. [she sounds a little defensive here because jfc how many people have told her this already] I'm with him, anyway.

[starspangledhero]

[ thinking, thinking. ] Start by doing something independent from your brother's wishes, then we'll see. [ It won't convince him entirely, but it's a start. ]

So you say. None of NATO is in there, so you'll have to do. Keep an eye on him. Don't let him slip away for even a minute.

[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

[she kind of. puffs up a little. you're really agitating her] I'm already living in my own apartment. T-there isn't much to go against here.

H-he's not a serial killer a-and I am not the warden! I said I'll keep an eye on him a-and that's what I'm going to do - but don't expect me to lock him up.

[starspangledhero]

[ America tends to have that effect on people. AND STILL, HE IS OBLIVIOUS TO THIS. ] That doesn't mean you're not still operating under his control.

[ Startled into quiet by "serial killer" because HAHAHAHAHA that wasn't a fun event for America. ]

He's dangerous. Latvia and Japan can agree on that. I don't like to think of what'll happen if he finds any of my citizens in there.

[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

Y-you obviously have no idea how big a step it is just to not be living with him when h-he's like this. [WELL AS LONG AS HE NOTICES IF HE MAKES HER CRY] I-I take his feelings into consideration, but nobody controls me. Not now.

H-he's trying to get better, and he isn't going to just go after anyone. I'll...I'll take any repercussions if I'm wrong.

[starspangledhero]

[ HE'LL NOTICE IF SHE CRIES. He doesn't know what to say to that, so he'll just be all awkward turtle now. ] Yeah, well. Good for you. ...But I still don't trust you!

You don't have to. You shouldn't have to, even if he's your family. [ star son talking here. ]

[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

[THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU YET, BOY.] T-that's alright, I-I'm sure you'll see it's true in the end. I still trust you.

I want to. He's my brother, a-and I want to help him.