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starspangledhero) wrote2010-07-16 03:58 am
starspangledhero) wrote2010-07-16 03:58 am
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[voice; english]
So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!
[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]
ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.
OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!
Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!
I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!
[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]
[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]
ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.
OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!
Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!
I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!
[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]
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[ Except for the bravery. And the guns. BUT GUESS WHO IS PLAYING BACK UP? ]
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[ sob you make America so proud ;w; ]
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Everyone from 202 is with me, and three of them have enough firepower to take these things head on.
I'm going to help look out for them and the school. You guys just worry about yourselves out there.
[ Aw, shucks. When the going gets tough, Liz knows how to get things done. Even if she has to crawl... literally. So let's hope they don't have any ghosts on their side, hm? ]
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And if ya wanna make it more interesting, we can have a competition. Team to take down the most monsters wins, loser hosts a barbecue for the winning team. So... really, everybody wins except the stupid slug things!
[ Best plan ever. and DOES DANNY PHANTOM COUNT? Even though he can't change yet but whatever. ]