[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!

[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]

ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!

Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!

I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!

[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]

Comments

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Um, has anyone actually discovered anything that will work on those things? Cause otehrwise going after them won't accomplish much.

[starspangledhero]

I'm gonna shoot 'em in the head and see how that goes! Usually that works!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Maybe its just me, but that sounds like an incredibly bad idea. [Where were ghost powers when you needed them?]

[starspangledhero]

Name one situation where shooting things in the head doesn't work. [ the plus side is that now America and Liz can't be scared to tears? ]

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

According to every horror movie I've ever watched? How about monsters with armor on their heads? Or who have their brains in their stomachs or something. Or what about ghosts who can just phase through everything!

[He's staying away from this fight anyway. Danny boy has a sister to keep safe and enough logic to know that he has no chance against these things as he is.]

[starspangledhero]

[ magic word ]

They're not ghosts are they?!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I haven't checked. I've been busy trying to keep Jazz out of this. Why? Are they glowing?

[starspangledhero]

No?

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Probably not ghosts, then. Though they could be overshadowing them.

[starspangledhero]

Overshadowing? Wait, how do I tell if they're doing that?

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

Wait and see if a ghost pops out of it when you're fighting it? [Danny offers unhelpfully.]

[starspangledhero]

Is there any other way to tell? You know, throwing holy water on it, hitting it with iron, something?

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

No clue. Never heard of anything like that actually working. I think Mom and Dad had some stuff that could do it, but all of that is back at FentonWorks.

[starspangledhero]

Dang it! Maybe there's different types of ghosts-- oh God I hope not--

A-ah, so, what do I do to make sure it's not a ghost?!