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So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!

[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]

ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!

Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!

I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!

[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]

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[Did he hear that right? Him? Ohhhh, this guy must be a new president. Looks kinda young, but he sure knows how to give an inspirational speech! Yup, that must be it. Surge salutes proudly.]

I'd be honored to, Sir!

[ Oh Surge. It's only going to get better from here. And going to get more rambling. ]

That's what I thought! Okay, awesome, so I've got my brother holding down Gohl, and he might be Canadian but he can pull out that hockey rage when he needs, ya know? Most people seem to be heading towards the high school, so I'm gonna set up whatever reinforcements I can there and prevent anything from getting in or attacking the building!

Sounds like a plan! Should I meet you there?

Yeah! Right now I'm over by Horton, but I'm heading in that direction!

Got it. Most of Latimir's evacuated, so it looks like things are under control here, more or less. I'll be over at the high school as soon as I can.

[ Eventually, America will be hanging out in front of the high school. Somewhere, there is Denmark, but he's probably being weird and quiet because he can't find Norway.

HE IS ALSO ARMED TO THE TEETH WITH BASICALLY EVERYTHING POSSIBLE. Guns of all shapes and sizes, knives, even his beloved E-tool (because there's no way he can fight off evil without it). ]

[And soon after that, Surge makes his way over to the high school as well, jogging over there at a good pace. Though he may not be armed, he's got Raichu and Electabuzz with him. All three look tired -- not from the running, but from attempting to fight off the creature at Latimir -- but they've still got plenty of that American fighting spirit in them and whatnot.

Once he's close enough, he slows down and looks around. It occurs to him that he's got no idea what the president looks like, but somebody absolutely COVERED IN WEAPONS catches his eye and he can't help but stare.]

[ American fighting spirit is the best kind. In fact, said country is currently loading his beloved carbine. It is a weapon for only the most treasured occasions, like shooting Russia and defending the world. The two usually coincide, but not in this instance.

America looks up and grins. He doesn't know what Surge looks like either but hey, anyone willing to fight is okay in his book. ]

You headed inside or here to destroy some--?

[ His smile slips when he spots the Pokemon. ...Mostly the Electabuzz. He doesn't frown, but he looks stuck somewhere between confusion and awe. ]

What're those?

[Well hey, that voice sounds familiar! Could this be the guy he's looking for? He sure looks the part.]

Hm? [Surge turns around and sees nothing behind him except his Pokemon. He sometimes forgets that not everybody here knows what they are.]

These are my Pokemon, Raichu and Electabuzz. The three of us are here to help defend the place!

[And as though on cue, his Pokemon give out their respective battle cries, enthusiastic and ready to kick some ass.]

COOOOOOOLLLLL!

[ Responding to the battle cries with a holler of his own, pumping the gun up into the air. He's seen Wendy and her Miltank so he really doesn't question the Pokemon thing. ]

Awesome! You must be my back-up! You the Lieutenant? Guess I should introduce myself then!

[ He slings the gun over his shoulder and juts out his hand. ]

I'm the United States of America: Land of the Free, Home of the Brave, and defender of the Free World. You can call me America for short!

[...

Surge lifts his shades for a second to make sure he's seeing things right.

'Tall with blond hair, blue eyes, glasses.. A hair that sticks out..'

Just as he suspected. This guy fits the description that Japan kid gave him perfectly! Suddenly, it all makes sense. This guy's not the president, but the entire freaking country. Awesome.

He salutes.]

Sir! Lieutenant Surge, at your service!

[ Sorry for the delay. I got side-tracked by a series in which America is A-bombed. ANYWAY.

The fact that Surge immediately accepts that America is the country and not some deranged teenager makes this all the easier. AWESOME. (Of course, Americans seems to accept the countries faster because, obviously, they know better because they are the best.)

America grins and casually salutes back. ]

Glad to have ya, Lietenant! You and your cool critters-- Pokemon, yeah? You need an extra gun?

[ HE'S GOT QUITE A FEW. ]

[Most of Discedo doesn't make any sense whatsoever, so this is really one of those things that kind of makes a little more sense than others. It's a good indication of just how weird things are when some guy saying HI I'M A COUNTRY is relatively easy to accept.]

That'd be great.

[Nobody uses guns in Kanto so he never bothered keeping one on his person.] Raichu and Electabuzz usually do all the fighting, but they can't use their electricity here. Until I figure out where to go to get those chips removed, looks like I'm back in action myself!

[ Being skeptical in Discedo is as pointless as a warship is to a Canadian. America tosses his Mossberg shotgun, since he gave up the other one to Taiwan. That's okay though; THE WINCHESTER RIFLE IS STILL HIS. He takes a minute to dig out all the ammo, eying the scene in case a monster pops up prematurely. ]

It's a real hassle, but so worth it! I pestered the doctors 'til they got mine out. Had to convince 'em that it was for everyone's protection-- which it is, especially against Russia! Dunno if Pokemon need vets or if a doctor'll do, but you can see.

In the mean time, can they hold guns?!

[He catches the shotgun and smirks. It's been a while since he's handled a firearm, but he hasn't forgotten how it works. Opening it up, he inspects the inside for flaws or imperfections. Everything looks good. With a satisfied chuckle, he rests the weapon against his shoulder.]

I'll look into it when this is all over...

[Raichu makes an unhappy noise and waves his fingerless paws about. Electabuzz just roars and bangs his fists against his chest.]

...Heh! Raichu doesn't have opposable thumbs. As for Electabuzz, he packs quite a punch with his fists alone. They've got their own ways of fighting!

[ America takes good care of his guns. Finally America finds a box of shotgun ammo, nodding automatically at thoughts of "when this is all over." Oh, how he knows that phrase well.

America laughs at the Pokemons' displays. ]

They look like they can handle it! You guys ready to fight under the American flag and kick some monster ass?

[ The question is accompanied by a loud CLICK as his rifle is loaded. ]

[The Pokemon respond by uttering their respective cries enthusiastically. Though they don't answer in an understandable language, it's clear that they comprehend English. Surge contributes by laughing boisterously and grinning.]

That would be a yes!

[However, he knows supplies are limited in Discedo and better to be safe than sorry.] How much ammo we got?

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