[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!

[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]

ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!

Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!

I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!

[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]

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[voice; Engrish]

[dueling-hearts.livejournal.com]

America-kun..

[wow so loud okay. Never mind this is after Yuugi's reckless rescue of Gracia, and now he's just... injured and tired and you're insane you crazy nation you.]

Most of the people should be in the high school.

[kongeriget]

[ He's still following America around, but by now he's gone quiet. Still hasn't heard from... any of his family. ]

[voice; English]

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

[Hah you must be joking. Seriously?]

Nyet. Not jumping in front of Amerika. Try funnier joke next time, da?

[voice; English]

[stopblamingme.livejournal.com]

[ow such a loud voice. Have a long, patient sigh.]

Namine's with me. We're heading to Gohl's.

why don't you people sleep at normal times

[mygodmyright.livejournal.com]

[ RUNNING THROUGH A BUILDING CAN BE A VERY SOBERING EXPERIENCE ]

I wouldn't trust that Russian bastard to do anything but stab you in the back the minute you turn around.

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[totally-feliks.livejournal.com]

[He understood NOTHING, but all that yelling sounded exciting!]

Wassis?

[If we're lucky, the inbuilt translator might give you 'what's this' from that.]

[voice; English]

[thunderbadge]

Are there any extra guns around?

[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

[:| Stop picking on his roomie man.]

Russia's with me; you can't have him. The hell are you planning now? [He doesn't even know it started out sounding sane and then it quickly devolved into he doesn't even know what.]

[notmanaging.livejournal.com]

It's not safe to go outside.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

...Shouldn't you be getting to safety too?

[be-wary-of.livejournal.com]

[... even if America has no idea what he's doing, IT CERTAINLY MAKES AN IMPRESSION]

Yeh'd make a good Cap'n, eh?

[miiirrriiiaaa.livejournal.com]

Do you need us to do something America! Miria and I can take in the puppy!

[spectrophobic.livejournal.com]

Already on it!

[ Except for the bravery. And the guns. BUT GUESS WHO IS PLAYING BACK UP? ]

[distantwater.livejournal.com]

[voice; this is fucking loud because daddy taught her]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

[italianshadow.livejournal.com]

[littlestcrybaby.livejournal.com]

D-do you still need help?

[terrorizedafu.livejournal.com]

((Nation... ping?! god i feel lame.))

A-afu, I would like to help!

[bubbleteatime.livejournal.com]

Are we really going to fight aliens? I can help, too!

[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

O-oh, America! You're safe, I-I was worried when it was Denmark who came to get us out.

...b-but, do you really think that plan will work?

[audio (Lithuanian) and text]

[toris-lietuvos.livejournal.com]

... what?

[switch to text, since that seems to work most times even though he has no idea why]

I'm sorry, I don't understand that language. But, do you know what's going on?