[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!

[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]

ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!

Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!

I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!

[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]

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[kongeriget]

[ He's still following America around, but by now he's gone quiet. Still hasn't heard from... any of his family. ]

[starspangledhero]

[ WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET DENMARK THERE'S SHOOTIN' TA BE HAD. Can you tell America's at home in the action. You should, because there's this big ol' grin plastered to his face and a shotgun in his hand and he's smiling so obliviously at you. ]

You gonna be my back-up?!

[kongeriget]

I'm older than ya. [ THAT MEANS NO. ]

[starspangledhero]

So? [ Don't forget who's leading the Allies (or, at least he thinks he is). ]

[kongeriget]

And it's my city. [ Oh, he knows. He's just being crotchety worried. ]

[starspangledhero]

So? [ NOT VALID ENOUGH POINTS, DENMARK. ]

[kongeriget]

... It's embarrassing to be back up to a kid!

[starspangledhero]

That's what you're worried about? Oh c'mon! Russia and England and France and China were all my back up in the last World War, and they're all ancient. Besides, it's not about age, it's about power, and I'm really really strong!

[ demonstrating this by lifting up a giant piece of rubble and flipping it over. ]

[kongeriget]

I'm older than all of them but China! [ Sulking. ]

[starspangledhero]

So? You can still be my back-up! [ he's just not getting it ]

[kongeriget]

I gotta find my family.

[starspangledhero]

Where'd ya lose 'em?

[kongeriget]

I haven't seen 'em since - 1814. No. Wait. The boat trip.

[starspangledhero]

Iceland's around here somewhere, I talked to him when there were those memory crystals. Dunno about the others though.

[kongeriget]

[ There's that weird being quiet thing again. ]

[starspangledhero]

[ you're weirding him out. ]

Wanna check the high school?

[kongeriget]

Nah. [ One, two, and back out of sulking. ] Ya check yer family last, so let's get moving.

[starspangledhero]

[ YAYYY OUTTA SULKING ]

They'll be fine, especially if we manage to exterminate all these things quickly.