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starspangledhero) wrote2010-07-16 03:58 am
starspangledhero) wrote2010-07-16 03:58 am
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[voice; english]
So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!
[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]
ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.
OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!
Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!
I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!
[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]
[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]
ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.
OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!
Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!
I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!
[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]
[voice; this is fucking loud because daddy taught her]
1/2 [voice; YOU MAKE YOUR FATHER SO PROUD]
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I mean, I won't die, and I'm amassing a team to fight these things. You keep Canada safe, okay?
[ dude he's recruited Lt. Surge HE'S GETTING OUT OF THIS FINE. and then he has to help Edgeworth with his acid trip but that will come later. ]
1/2 [voice; DAMN RIGHT. once you teach her how to shoot, she'll be on the porch with you]
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[voice; we'll start a Dukes of Hazard family]
[ dad is being a pushy douche SORRY ]
[voice; fuckyeah. Miria and Canada need shotguns now and we'll be set. England can come too]
[voice; does Canada even have rednecks?]
[ he says it like he says the name "France" ]
Alright, well if I fill a good quota of monster-killing, I'll be crashing there tonight.
[voice; yes, Kiby has assured me they exist in Saskatchewan.]
Okay. Canada will be here, too.
[voice; I KEEP FORGETTING THIS and lol they will never surpass the boondocks of the south]
[ WE DO. TONIGHT. AMERICA INVADES GOHL. chaos. ]
[voice; lol of course not. us southerners are proud of our crap]
... But he has a girlfriend, if that's what you mean.
[voice; yeahhhhh gators and explosions]
Yeah, good. [ I AM NOT HAVING HIM FOR A SON-IN-LAW. ]
[voice; FUCKYEEEEEAH gators. You have no idea how crazy it gets during mating season, oh man.]
He's a nice guy. He just gets concerned for me a lot.
[voice; every time I go to Florida and I see a pond, I think "there is a gator in there"]
...So what happened in the past?
[voice; you're probably right, tbh]
Well, he... he was my knight. He was made just to protect me. I got hurt at one point, and he needed help to save me, but... I think he still worries a lot about me and wants to keep me safe.
[voice; I'm not exaggerating. Every single one. AND I'M STILL PROBABLY RIGHT.]
[ ... ] Is he a robot?
[voice; probably. also THIS IS NOT LATE]
None of us were really born... I mean, no Nobody is "born" with a mother and father. We're born of the darkness in people's hearts.
[voice]
That's... depressing. Countries, we're born outta people and ideas, but not darkness. Except Russia. He's a special case.
[ Now time to be a worried dad ] That doesn't have a lasting effect on ya, does it?
Re: [voice]
Well... Vexen always told me I was a "special case", because my Somebody-- Kairi, she didn't have any darkness in her heart. I wasn't supposed to exist. He said I was born from her feelings for Sora.
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[ GIVE HIM A SEC. TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. ] Soooo... you were made outta love? Wow, Nobodies are way more confusing than nations.
[voice]
W-Well, I don't know! He's gone now, so I guess I won't ever get to ask him... Nobodies are all created sort of differently.
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That's really confusing.
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It is. I've never completely understood it.
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So would ya consider yourself human and all now? Now that you're all, uh, not Nobody.
[voice] how have we managed to keep this thread going for longer than a month
Well... I got a heart from Ace over a year ago. So I guess I'm human now... it's weird to think about.
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