[voice; english]

[starspangledhero]

So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!

[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]

ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!

Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!

I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!

[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]

Comments

they're both at the high school so i'm assuming this is action

[bubbleteatime.livejournal.com]

_{[A GUN IS A GUN she is suddenly right behind America, saluting]} Taiwan, reporting for duty!

ACTION YEAH

[starspangledhero]

[ SALUTING BACK a little more casually but still ]

Great, glad you're here! I've saved the shotgun for ya! It's only a lender though, I want it back as soon as everything settles.

[ Tossing her a kickass shotgun. ]

ACTION YEAH

[bubbleteatime.livejournal.com]

Whoa-! _{[ so maybe being too stiff has its disadvantages, because she reacts a little late and juggles the kickass shotgun a bit before she manages to catch it and hug it awkwardly ]}

Are, are bullets really gonna work? Maybe we should get something bigger...

ACTION YEAH

[starspangledhero]

[ You know, it could be better than dropping it and having it misfire in your face. THERE'S ALWAYS THAT, TAIWAN. ]

I don't have a rocket launcher anymore and I used up all my grenades! We'll have to make do with bullets!

ACTION YEAH

[bubbleteatime.livejournal.com]

_{[ SOB SHUT UP She can always get plastic surgery in Korea when this is all over. When this is all over, yeah. Yeah... Holding the shotgun of kickassery properly now, pretending to aim at someth -- w-wait. ]}

What? You had a rocket launcher? Here!? Did the scientists give you that? _{That sounds a little far-fetched.}

ACTION YEAH

[starspangledhero]

[ ...with Korea, she might come out with larger breasts than she came in with. America's blissfully loading up his rifle. ]

Nope! Two Americans came in with one each! I've only used them on the most epic and dire of occasions! It'd sure come in handy now though. Why, do you think the People In Charge will give me one?

ACTION YEAH

[bubbleteatime.livejournal.com]

<sub>[I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing... She's looking at America dumbfoundedly.]

[Speech slows down after every word]</sub> No, that wouldn't make any sense--_{[Picks up the pace and brings her gun closer to her.]} These better kill them good, America!