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[starspangledhero]

So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!

[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]

ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!

Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!

I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!

[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]

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[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

[SEIFER DOES NOT APPROVE AMERICA, but lol |D]

...Right. Is Denmark with you? [...it's a sad day when he's thinking of Denmark as the sane country.]

[starspangledhero]

[ WHEN DOES SEIFER APPROVE OF ANYTHING? ]

Yep! We evacuated together! [ You might've heard them screaming and kicking peoples' doors open before Marshall Cake collapsed. ]

[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

[...Honestly? When everyone else doesn't approve lmao]

Great. Do me a favor and stick with him. [So he can keep you alive and stuff. Seifer will be damned before America dies. One chip removal for you was enough 8| Ditto for Denmark, you can both keep eachother alive.]

[starspangledhero]

[ sounds awfully French, Seifer :| ]

That was the plan! He's European, so he's pretty much a lost cause without my help! [ LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY OF HOW I LIBERATED EVERYONE FROM GERMANY... except. That was the Dutch, not the Danish. CLOSE ENOUGH. ]

[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

[He's already been accused of being German, Mongolian and American, sure why not throw French on there.]

...Right. You got anyone else with you? [Seifer doesn't even know who the Dutch are, it's all good o/!]

[starspangledhero]

[ oh Seifer, you don't like burgers enough to be American ;w; ]

England's coming, and I'm amassing more back-up as we speak! [ pause, and he sounds kinda serious for once. ] Hey, you seen Japan yet?

[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFF no he doesn't, he likes bland food with all the right nutritional necessities yeah, Seifer's no fun. Anyways there's a bit of a pause because out of EVERYTHING YOU COULD ASK AMERICA, you would have to ask about Japan. When he does speak it's tersely.]

Tch. No. Frequency's still here though; he'll be back sooner than later. He gets lucky it'll be when I'm too busy to come collect.

If you're gonna guard the high school make sure you're inside when Kantarou puts his barrier up.

[starspangledhero]

[ PUT SOME OLD BAY ON IT AND YOU'LL BE FINE. And hey c'mon man, he's been my buddy for over a century (except for that one war but DETAILS). ]

...Ah. Well. Good thing if he comes back once this is all cleared.

I'm guarding it, but I'm gonna sleep over in Gohl! That's where my family's at.