starspangledhero | [voice; english]

So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!

[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]

ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!

Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!

I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!

[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]

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America-kun..

[wow so loud okay. Never mind this is after Yuugi's reckless rescue of Gracia, and now he's just... injured and tired and you're insane you crazy nation you.]

Most of the people should be in the high school.

[ INSANE LIKE A FOX ]

Really? Awesome! That's where I'll shoot everything then!

[A VERY INSANE ONE.]

...Please be careful. Jounouchi-kun and Sohma-kun should be there...

[Insert worry for his friends here.]

Do they have weapons? Are they any good at fighting?!

I broke Jounouchi-kun's bat..

[SOB HIS LIFE SUCKS so useless forever]

Well that sucks. Does he have anything else to fight with that ya didn't destroy?

I don't know. I tried to fight these... things.

All I did was make them angry.

Hit 'em harder and shoot straighter!

I don't know how to use a gun.

And anyway, I'm with... Bakura-kun. And some other people. Horton's holding up pretty good. I just want to make sure Jounouchi-kun and Sohma-kun are alright.

How about a shovel? Can ya hit things with a shovel?

No worries! As long as I'm defending them, they should be perfectly fine!

[That is why he's worried. He sighs again.]

...I'm not allowed to go outside anymore.

Thank you, America-kun.

Why not? Are you allergic to the sun?

Bakura-kun saved me before. I went to make sure Gracia was alright.

I can't do much, anyway.

Then get food or blankets or make food or... something! You've gotta have some use. I mean, look at Italy. Most useless nation ever, but even he's good for cooking!

[...]

I can do that!

Good! Have some beef stew ready for me when I take a break from killing things in the name of justice!

Beef stew?

I... will see what I can find!

Yeah! Either that or jerky or some kind of soup with some kind of meat in it.

Jerky? I... r-right. Just be careful, America-kun!

I'll be careful if I'm motivated to survive long enough for the next meal, so you'd better make sure it's a good one!

I... I can't cook that well! Please don't base it all on that!

Learn! Do your duty to your city and every country in the world, or at least the ones here!

There's no time for learning now! There are creatures attacking the city!

LEARN FAST.

I-I'm not wasting food to learn..

[...]

I'll see what I can do. I need to make sure everyone is alright, first.

[voice; Engrish]

starspangledhero - 2010-07-17 19:18 (UTC) - Expand