starspangledhero | [voice; english]

So my embassy's trashed, the city's under attack, and everything is in total chaos once again. ...Well alright then!

[ America sounds almost chipper. Insane, stupidly brave, or downright heroic? Answer: all three. It is now time, once again, for America's capslock speak. ]

ALL AMERICANS, GRAB SOME GUNS AND EITHER HEAD TO THE HIGH SCHOOL OR FOLLOW ME! STAY ALIVE, STAY BRAVE, AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER. CHECK IN WITH ME AS SOON AS YA CAN SO I KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.

OTHER COUNTRIES NOT AS COOL AS ME? REPORT IN SO YOU CAN BE MY BACK UP! WE'RE GONNA HOLD A DEFENSIVE LINE AROUND wait which building has the most people in it? That one!

Russia, today is the day I start hating you a little less if ya do as I tell ya! By the way, I'm gonna tell ya to jump in front of me and absorb all the blows while I sneak around and save the day. It's a flawless plan that's worked before and it'll work again. Hey, how well do these things get past barbed wire and stakes? Someone who isn't me, go set those up around the doors and windows to wherever you're holed up!

I found Puppy and I need someone to take in her and Banjo and my stuff for me while I save the day. This is going to suck without air support, but I'll manage somehow!

[ America then does some weird battle cry. He has no idea what he's doing. If he can manage to get a group together, he'll stupidly try to SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD. If not... well he's still doing that, but he'll end up far more battered and probably fall into a hole unconscious. ]

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... Pod person? I don't know what that is, but he... he was created. I don't know how... Vexen used the darkness to make him, I think. I'm not sure.

Well... Vexen always told me I was a "special case", because my Somebody-- Kairi, she didn't have any darkness in her heart. I wasn't supposed to exist. He said I was born from her feelings for Sora.

So he is a pod person... What's a Vexen?

[ GIVE HIM A SEC. TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. ] Soooo... you were made outta love? Wow, Nobodies are way more confusing than nations.

Vexen is the name of another Nobody. He was a scientist, before he was killed.

W-Well, I don't know! He's gone now, so I guess I won't ever get to ask him... Nobodies are all created sort of differently.

Oh. ...What kind of scientists? Did he know anything about nuclear arms?

That's really confusing.

Uhm... I don't think so. They created the original Nobodies from themselves, because they were doing experiments on the heart.

It is. I've never completely understood it.

Boo. Well, probably a good thing he doesn't know then. He'd just mess it all up and everyone would get radiation poisoning and die.

So would ya consider yourself human and all now? Now that you're all, uh, not Nobody.

Radiation poisoning? What's that?

Well... I got a heart from Ace over a year ago. So I guess I'm human now... it's weird to think about.

Something that happens after you're exposed to radiation-- er, like nuclear bombs and stuff. You get burns and really sick and... you can die.

And you age normal, right?

... Oh. That sounds really scary. You countries use those things?

I guess so. I've never thought about aging, but... now that you mention it, my old dress doesn't really fit like it used to. I think I'm a little taller now.

Not all! Only the most powerful countries have 'em-- like me! And Russia, unfortunately.

You can borrow some of England's pants! You'd fit into them! [ ENGLAND WILL BE LEFT PANTLESS BY THE END OF THE YEAR. ]

They sound dangerous! Especially if you and Russia have them and start fighting... You think? Are you sure he'd be alright with it?

Yeah... [ But America won't go into full details right now because that is a serious talk for another day. ]

Sure he would! I borrow his pants all the time!

You can fit into his pants? I thought he was smaller than you.

I had... difficulties.

[ they ripped 8( ]

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