( voice; english )

[starspangledhero]

[ America sounds out of breath, which is not something that is easily combined with "absolutely hysterical." Like, you can barely tell if he's screaming or sobbing. Not unusual given that his little werepire boyfriend is now eating half the city! Except the reaction isn't exactly expected. ]

O-okay, okay so, I know there's a lot of things bein' said about Tatsumi and... a-and I know, since there's blood and all, and he's gone missing- it's not all his fault-!

I'M SORRY I GAVE HIM RABIES!

I KNEW AND I WASN'T SAFE! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN STD! O-or that you could get it from drinking blood but I guess- AND NOW THAT HE'S GOT THE CHIP OUT IT'S ALL IN HIS BRAIN AND HE'S RUNNING AROUND ALL RABID AND HE'S BITING PEOPLE, ISN'T HE? I'M GONNA FIX IT DON'T WORRY I'LL FIX IT! HANG ON TATSUMI, I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE RABIES!

USE PROTECTION. DON'T GIVE YOUR PARTNER RABIES!

[ He coughs, sniffles, tries to take a breath. ]

B-but don't worry everyone, I'll get this fixed! I'll catch him! J-just don't go around with a stake or silver bullets or anything, okay?! Because he's just sick! And I can cure him! I'm the hero, I'll save everyone.

...Meanwhile, ya'll should get some shots!

Comments

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Rabies?

[...]

America-san should be careful, as well... [trailing off]

[starspangledhero]

RABIES! Remember when I was like "oh yeah my rabies is remission, everything's fine!"

IT'S NOT FINE! [ sob ]

I gotta stop him!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

America-san, I am quite certain this is not a result of rabies. A chip removal was mentioned? [thinking]

Please allow me to be of assistance.

[Voice]

[westdetective.livejournal.com]

What are ya talkin' about?

Calm down. Explain more slowly.

[Voice]

[starspangledhero]

IGAVETATSUMIRABIESTHATICAUGHTFROMENGLANDWHOCAUGHTITFROMDENMARKWHOCAUGHTITFROMLITTLEPRUSSIA!!

[Voice]

[westdetective.livejournal.com]

Damn it! I said explain slowly so I can understand ya!

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

Rabies doesn't work like that.

[starspangledhero]

Yes it does!

[modernholmes.livejournal.com]

First, rabies is not spread by blood. It is spread by infected saliva, most commonly through dogs, bats or raccoons. Secondly, it does not cause aggression like you are describing. The most common symptoms are anxiety, convulsions, loss of muscle function, muscle spasms and excitability. If an immunization is not received death usually occurs from respiratory failure within seven days after the symptoms appear.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

What exactly did you do.

[starspangledhero]

RABIES!

B-but I didn't mean to! I was just stupid! I thought since mine was in remission and maybe werepires are immune, but APPARENTLY NOT.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

You don't have rabies.

[loyal_cube]

[Hearing America freak out and Tatsumi being mentioned... the uncertain knot in his stomach starts to twist tighter]

W-what is going on exactly?!

[starspangledhero]

I GAVE TATSUMI RABIES AND NOW HE KEEPS BITING THINGS!

[loyal_cube]

He... wait-

[WHAT?!]

Who has he bitten?!

[This doesn't even SEEM RIGHT but wtf Cube is VERY confused, worried about the lack of vaccines]

Wait a moment!! I thought you said you were going to watch over him! H-How did this happen?!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[starspangledhero]

Disease! It makes animals all aggressive and bite things and then they die. Or get shot in the face!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[lutefisk]

[wow.]

So ya'll be the cause of everyone dyin'.

[starspangledhero]

N-no! Well... kinda! Not directly! But I didn't mean to! And he doesn't mean it either!

[kongeriget]

I
TOLD
YOU
HE
WAS
MRDEERS

( voice )

[starspangledhero]

NO HE'S NOT HE JUST HAS RABIES!

( text sob )

[kongeriget]

MURDER RABIES

[fierybluebird]

You gave him rabies from sex?

[That settles it for Marco, America is a D.]

[starspangledhero]

Yeah but IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!