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[starspangledhero]

[ America sounds out of breath, which is not something that is easily combined with "absolutely hysterical." Like, you can barely tell if he's screaming or sobbing. Not unusual given that his little werepire boyfriend is now eating half the city! Except the reaction isn't exactly expected. ]

O-okay, okay so, I know there's a lot of things bein' said about Tatsumi and... a-and I know, since there's blood and all, and he's gone missing- it's not all his fault-!

I'M SORRY I GAVE HIM RABIES!

I KNEW AND I WASN'T SAFE! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN STD! O-or that you could get it from drinking blood but I guess- AND NOW THAT HE'S GOT THE CHIP OUT IT'S ALL IN HIS BRAIN AND HE'S RUNNING AROUND ALL RABID AND HE'S BITING PEOPLE, ISN'T HE? I'M GONNA FIX IT DON'T WORRY I'LL FIX IT! HANG ON TATSUMI, I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE RABIES!

USE PROTECTION. DON'T GIVE YOUR PARTNER RABIES!

[ He coughs, sniffles, tries to take a breath. ]

B-but don't worry everyone, I'll get this fixed! I'll catch him! J-just don't go around with a stake or silver bullets or anything, okay?! Because he's just sick! And I can cure him! I'm the hero, I'll save everyone.

...Meanwhile, ya'll should get some shots!

Comments

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

What exactly did you do.

[starspangledhero]

RABIES!

B-but I didn't mean to! I was just stupid! I thought since mine was in remission and maybe werepires are immune, but APPARENTLY NOT.

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

You don't have rabies.

[starspangledhero]

Mine's in remission!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you're getting it mixed up with some other disease now.

More to the point, you know who this Tatsumi creep is?

[starspangledhero]

No way! I caught rabies from England he caught his from Denmark and he caught it from Little Prussia! He was really bitey, so I believe it.

'Course I do! We're dating! ...And he's not a creep! He just has weird clothes!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

According to what little I remember about it, you'd probably be dead by now if you actually had rabies.

...Huh. I didn't know you were dating anyone.

And I beg to differ on that last part. I don't know how yet, but he id definitely involved in these attacks.

[starspangledhero]

Works different for countries! I've had a ton of things that kill human. ...Oh crap, you think I could've given him yellow fever too?! I'M A HAZARD TO EVERYONE I LOVE!

Y-yeah, five months, blind date, yadda yadda! Countries, same sex couples, it's all kinda complicated. I'll explain another time!

Point is, if he is doing all this, I know it's because there's something wrong with him! Like you know when the chips make people act up?! Could be like that!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

But when that happen, it usually makes a whole bunch of people act that way at the same time.

[starspangledhero]

Which is why rabies is my first guess!

...Or his chip getting out. That might have something to do with it. But then that just means the rabies can infect him faster!

[invisibill.livejournal.com]

If he's doing this he has to be stopped. Whoever is attacking people is hurting kids.

[starspangledhero]

But... he likes kids. He practically has a kid!

I'll stop him, don't worry.