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✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote2011-05-08 10:37 pm
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[ America sounds out of breath, which is not something that is easily combined with "absolutely hysterical." Like, you can barely tell if he's screaming or sobbing. Not unusual given that his little werepire boyfriend is now eating half the city! Except the reaction isn't exactly expected. ]

O-okay, okay so, I know there's a lot of things bein' said about Tatsumi and... a-and I know, since there's blood and all, and he's gone missing- it's not all his fault-!

I'M SORRY I GAVE HIM RABIES!

I KNEW AND I WASN'T SAFE! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN STD! O-or that you could get it from drinking blood but I guess- AND NOW THAT HE'S GOT THE CHIP OUT IT'S ALL IN HIS BRAIN AND HE'S RUNNING AROUND ALL RABID AND HE'S BITING PEOPLE, ISN'T HE? I'M GONNA FIX IT DON'T WORRY I'LL FIX IT! HANG ON TATSUMI, I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE RABIES!

USE PROTECTION. DON'T GIVE YOUR PARTNER RABIES!

[ He coughs, sniffles, tries to take a breath. ]

B-but don't worry everyone, I'll get this fixed! I'll catch him! J-just don't go around with a stake or silver bullets or anything, okay?! Because he's just sick! And I can cure him! I'm the hero, I'll save everyone.

...Meanwhile, ya'll should get some shots!

[Voice]

[identity profile] westdetective.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
He's already killed two people an' has injured others.

No disease can make someone this aggressive, it's unheard of.

[Voice]

[identity profile] westdetective.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
What are ya talkin' about?

Diseases attack the body, specifically organs. It's not logical.

[Voice]

[identity profile] westdetective.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Things don't work that way!

I am too, logical!

He's goin' ta attack again if no one puts a stop ta him!

[Voice]

[identity profile] westdetective.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not th' one proclaimin' rabies makes people murderers!

An' what were ya plannin' on doin'?

[Voice]

[identity profile] westdetective.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not in another universe. It makes perfect sense!

He's not a werepire, an' if yer plan is ta kill him, that would make ya a murderer.

[Voice]

[identity profile] westdetective.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Just who're ya callin' stupid?!

Obviously it isn't workin' very well if attacks are still happenin'.

[Voice]

[identity profile] westdetective.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Baitin' him is dangerous. Ya could get killed.

[Voice]

[identity profile] westdetective.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 04:44 am (UTC)(link)


What's that suppose to mean?

[Voice]

[identity profile] westdetective.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ya don't expect me ta idly stand by an' watch ya dive inta a suicide mission do ya?!

[Voice]

[identity profile] westdetective.livejournal.com 2011-05-09 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Idiot! I ain't gonna do that!

[Voice]

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