( voice; english )

[starspangledhero]

[ America sounds out of breath, which is not something that is easily combined with "absolutely hysterical." Like, you can barely tell if he's screaming or sobbing. Not unusual given that his little werepire boyfriend is now eating half the city! Except the reaction isn't exactly expected. ]

O-okay, okay so, I know there's a lot of things bein' said about Tatsumi and... a-and I know, since there's blood and all, and he's gone missing- it's not all his fault-!

I'M SORRY I GAVE HIM RABIES!

I KNEW AND I WASN'T SAFE! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN STD! O-or that you could get it from drinking blood but I guess- AND NOW THAT HE'S GOT THE CHIP OUT IT'S ALL IN HIS BRAIN AND HE'S RUNNING AROUND ALL RABID AND HE'S BITING PEOPLE, ISN'T HE? I'M GONNA FIX IT DON'T WORRY I'LL FIX IT! HANG ON TATSUMI, I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE RABIES!

USE PROTECTION. DON'T GIVE YOUR PARTNER RABIES!

[ He coughs, sniffles, tries to take a breath. ]

B-but don't worry everyone, I'll get this fixed! I'll catch him! J-just don't go around with a stake or silver bullets or anything, okay?! Because he's just sick! And I can cure him! I'm the hero, I'll save everyone.

...Meanwhile, ya'll should get some shots!

Comments

[starspangledhero]

How would they be related?

[loyal_cube]

I can not be certain but if he is attacking people and sucking their blood in such a fierce state then it can certainly be linked to his vampirism. His chip removal could have triggered something... are you sure there was nothing else... no other abilities he could have unlocked?

[starspangledhero]

No! He's just a little stronger and doesn't die so easily and stuff! It's not like he's got some secret vampire powers.

[loyal_cube]

[Such lies, America... you just have no idea it's a lie.]

Ah, well... his actions do seem rather strange, even for rabies, but perhaps not being human.... he may react differently?

I... need to find out how many have been bitten...

[He wishes Eirin were still around to make vaccines.]

[starspangledhero]

[ No. idea. ]

Werepire rabies! The worst kind of rabies.

Don't worry about me, I'm just a carrier! I dunno about everyone else, but I'll help all I can!

[loyal_cube]

I-If that is what this is, than I may have to agree with you.

How can you carry rabies and not be dead from it? Do you carry a mutation of it somehow?

[starspangledhero]

What else could it be?! It's the only thing that makes sense!

I'm a country. Not only that, the best country. The rabies is probably like "no way, man. Don't even stand a chance." So it has to hide in my body and wait for me to accidentally infect other people!