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[starspangledhero]

[ America sounds out of breath, which is not something that is easily combined with "absolutely hysterical." Like, you can barely tell if he's screaming or sobbing. Not unusual given that his little werepire boyfriend is now eating half the city! Except the reaction isn't exactly expected. ]

O-okay, okay so, I know there's a lot of things bein' said about Tatsumi and... a-and I know, since there's blood and all, and he's gone missing- it's not all his fault-!

I'M SORRY I GAVE HIM RABIES!

I KNEW AND I WASN'T SAFE! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN STD! O-or that you could get it from drinking blood but I guess- AND NOW THAT HE'S GOT THE CHIP OUT IT'S ALL IN HIS BRAIN AND HE'S RUNNING AROUND ALL RABID AND HE'S BITING PEOPLE, ISN'T HE? I'M GONNA FIX IT DON'T WORRY I'LL FIX IT! HANG ON TATSUMI, I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE RABIES!

USE PROTECTION. DON'T GIVE YOUR PARTNER RABIES!

[ He coughs, sniffles, tries to take a breath. ]

B-but don't worry everyone, I'll get this fixed! I'll catch him! J-just don't go around with a stake or silver bullets or anything, okay?! Because he's just sick! And I can cure him! I'm the hero, I'll save everyone.

...Meanwhile, ya'll should get some shots!

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...We have a promise, America-san. I can respect that no matter the time period.

[Some thoughtful silence.]

Ah, that... I wonder.

[starspangledhero]

Yeah, ah... good.

Wonder what?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...

This situation is simply odd. Shall I simply search for him, for now?

[starspangledhero]

Yeah. Once we find him, I've got some idea how to subdue him. Think you can chain him while I do that?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. I could do that.

[starspangledhero]

Good. And no matter what happens to me, just keep going. I'll be fine!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...That goes without saying, but that seems a bit ominous. What is America-san planning?

[starspangledhero]

If I tell ya, you might try and stop me or something, even though I know it's gonna work. Be all "surely there is another way America-san! desu!"

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

That is hardly reassuring!

[starspangledhero]

Yeah, but now you don't know what to do to stop me!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

A-America-san!

[starspangledhero]

What? I just want things to go as smoothly as possible! And I don't want ya to worry or anything.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

If you were attempting to avoid worry, do not mention such things at all. [sigh]

I will trust you. I have helped America-san from a close call in the past, so I will be ready to do the same if necessary.

[starspangledhero]

You... trust me? [ †∆† ]

So if I tell ya the plan, you won't freak out, right?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Oh my god such a cute icon. ...At that voice, Japan is sort of embarrassed. SO JUST A FROWNY SIDEGLANCE don't ask so bluntly like that.]

...Yes. Should I not? [and then at the second part] Ah... I will do my best not to. I trust that America-san knows how to deal with this.

[starspangledhero]

[ Um no never. He's going to resume being all happy and whimsical even though he's dating Dracula. ]

No! I mean, no reason why you shouldn't! We're friends! And... yeah.

Okay so! You know how my blood makes him trip out, right? I just need to lure him to me. Once he's had a good amount of mine, he's going to be way too drugged to really fight back. That's when you gotta chain him!

Thing is... I dunno how much he's gonna try to take, but I'm gonna give however much is necessary to keep everyone safe.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[He grows quiet. Yes, he wants to disagree and shout that there are other ways, but... what other ways are there? Death? Violence? Force? He's not sure how strong Tatsumi is without his chip in. It's a gamble.

America is young and strong... Confident and determined. And if he is there to help him out, maybe he could make sure nothing bad happened. It might go smoothly... It might not, but.

Japan narrowed his eyes in thought, giving a very serious expression.]

I see. America-san is rather rash in this way, isn't he? ...But I will trust this, then. And I will be there, as well, so surely it will end fine.

[starspangledhero]

[ For a moment, America wonders if it's a mistake telling Japan. (Then again, he might have freaked out more once he saw Tatsumi latch onto America's throat). When he accepts it, America breathes a sigh of relief. ]

Sure it will! Hell, you brought me back to life when I got shot to death in the ass! [ he laughs, not quite cheerful, but still amused. ]

I can hold him down with my strength for as long as it take for him to get drugged, so once we find him, it shouldn't take too much.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[STILL EMBARRASSED ABOUT THAT INCIDENT. Looking down off screen.]

A-ah, right...

Yes. Let us do our best, then.

[starspangledhero]

[ CHERISH THE MEMORIES OF TOUCHING HIS NICE ASS WHILE YOU CAN, JAPAN.

Thumbs up!!! ]

Yeah! You and me? We'll handle this no problem!

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Ah... [This is kind of nice... ;;

BUT SNAPPING OUT OF THAT. ALSO WOW SHUSH.]

Surely.

[starspangledhero]

Do you wanna meet up anywhere in particular to start looking together?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Is America-san in the apartments?

[starspangledhero]

I can head back there now! I was just... out looking.

[ He looks a little crestfallen. SUCH AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. ]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[A gentle sort of look from Japan goes here]

Very well. I will sit outside.