[voice//action for Marshall street apartments]

[starspangledhero]

[ And you thought you were rid of them. Nope. America hath been Mindbroken, which for you means the return of two very special individuals from America's chip event. Both are America's voice. Don't feel like color coding. MAKE DO WITH HORRENDOUS ACCENTS. ]

Someone tell this fuckwit that he ain't allowed ta go inta peoples' homes an' turn everythin' upside down! It's bad enough that he's doin' it ta my land, but do I have ta suffer this blatant invasion of my rights at every turn?!

It's not your home! Don't make me turn your "Alfred" logic bullshit back on you.

Ya can use that excuse fer the war, but ya sure as hell can't use it here, 'cause it ain't yer house!

Well it "ain't yers" either. It's the American embassy, not the "Confederate Den of Inequity"!

Yer face is a Den'f Inequity.

Go back to your drunken gambling you amoral-- where are you going?!

I'm gonna fix what ya've ruined!

[ A door slams. One of the Americas can be heard screaming through the other side of the door. ]

I'LL PUT THEM RIGHT-SIDE UP AGAIN, YOU PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE CUP HANDLER!

[ The other speaks into the communicator. ]

Beg yer pardon, everyone, but this ain't gonna stand. No way am I gonna let anyone here get roaches crawlin' in their cups and spreadin' consumption. Don't let the Yank in yer room.

[ knock knock.

Here comes the Confederacy to turn the cups in your cupboard rim-down. Or is it the Union to turn them rim-up? You might be able to tell because the Reb's missing shoes and looks rather shabby, but then again, if you don't know jack shit about the American civil war, you'll probably be confused. ...Or you're confused anyway. Perfectly acceptable. ]

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[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

America-- no, uhm--

Confederacy! Union! Please come back!

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[starspangledhero]

[ ONE IS GOING LEFT, THE OTHER IS GOING RIGHT.

WHICH WILL YOU FOLLOW? ]

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[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Confederacy, wait!

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[starspangledhero]

[ They're both America. WHERE ARE YOU TRYING TO FIND SENSE.

Though surprisingly, the Confederacy does slow enough for Namine to catch up to him, but he doesn't stop. SO TORN BETWEEN HIS MISSION TO FIX THE CUPS AND HIS CHIVALRY... ]

Sorry, can't stop, gotta show that bastard what-for.

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[brbmodernizing]

[I've placed my cups both ways before so I win.

But anyway what Japan wants to see Confederacy again.]

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[starspangledhero]

[ The Confederacy is popular tonight. ]

May I come in?

[ Here's a face that clearly reads "you can either invite me in or I can sneak in later when you're not looking." ]

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[brbmodernizing]

[I miss his accent okay. Japan sort of stares forever before opening the door a bit wider.]

Ah... of course.

[Voice]

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

Shit, he's multiplied.

[Voice]

[starspangledhero]

We ain't multiplied, we're... split up.

[Voice]

[whatthefactor.livejournal.com]

Mitosis is 0 improvement.

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[dueling-hearts.livejournal.com]

[Yeah he just.. kind of watches them both.]

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[starspangledhero]

[ THEY'RE BOTH JUST ANGRILY GOING TO PEOPLES' DOORS. This is what happens when you live in Marshall. ]

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[dueling-hearts.livejournal.com]

...Can I help you with something?

[Suspicious Pharaoh is suspicious.]

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[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

[Russia opens the door to Seifer's apartment, holding a duster in one hand and a pink apron in the other.

He looks confused, but more irked at the fact that he was interrupted.

Logic has left this thread.]

...Amerika?

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[starspangledhero]

[ CONGRATS, YOU GET UNION. Who only blinks in response to the apron, but quickly grins and shoves his way past Russia. ]

Hey Russia! Has the Reb been through this way?

[ making a beeline for the cupboardddd ]

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[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

[Oh hold up, sir. Grabbing the back of his shirt.]

Nyet, has not.

[He smiles, thin and obviously forced.]

Can help with something?

[Voice]

[forced-player.livejournal.com]

....You are acting strange again...

[Voice]

[starspangledhero]

I ain't actin' strange.

[Voice]

[forced-player.livejournal.com]

Yes you are. You did it once before as well.

...Well...you act strange many times, but not like this...

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[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

Fuck, there's two of you again?

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[starspangledhero]

[ Congrats, you get Union. For now. WHY NOT. ]

Hey Holland! You're back! Russia won't gimme any more warships, you got any to spare? Also I'm here to fix your cups in the name of liberty and freedom and in the name of the United States of America!

[ wait. pause. ]

"Again"?

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[vanoranje.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone give a crazy person warships?




Yeah. Again.

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[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

[the door only opens a crack, as per usual Ukrainian worry.]

U-um-! O-oh my, America? W-what is it? I-is the building collapsing again?

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[starspangledhero]

Nope! I'm here to make sure your cups are all right and American and not infected with Rebel paranoia!

[ thumbs up! and pushing the door back a bit to invite himself in. ]

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[dewinthesun.livejournal.com]

[p-pushing the door back at him because what he's saying doesn't make any sense and she's not letting him in to possibly throw her china around]

M-my cups? A-as in drinking cups? There's nothing wrong with them...