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[ When the comm clicks on, America is looking a bit more hippie-ish than usual. At least he's clean now, but he's wearing beads galore, everything on him is painted or dyed, and he has some paint splashed on his face. ]

The People In Charge are givin' me my gifts, slowly but surely! Look-- the beads! Oh, and a whole tie-dye kit, and a box of chapstick! And now there's these things.

[ He sets aside the communicator as he sits on the floor Indian-style. America holds up one of the crystals to his face. He's staring very, very intently at it.

And then he licks it. ]

I wish I could turn into a buffalo. I wish I could turn into a buffalo. I wish--

[ MEMORY TIME YEAH. Anyone watching this video, you can now see the Roswell incident. I'd go hunt down the video but I'm lazy. Have a nice view of America coming across his alien bestie, Tony, who comes to comfort America after being distraught that no one would tell him about the aliens. ...Welcome to Hetalia, guys.

America's grinning, but he does appear a little exasperated. ]

C'mon, magic crystals! Gimme buffalo powers! Don't just show me stuff I've already done! Can't you even bring Tony here? Maybe this one is defective.

[ Another crystal is pulled from who-knows-where. He's probably been collecting them all day in hopes that they will give him powers and/or get him high. This time, instead of licking it, he shakes it like a snowglobe. ]

C'mooooooonnnnn magic buffalo powers!

[ America doesn't get magic buffalo powers. He gets a particular scene from the Revolutionary War. Namely, 2:52-4:30. Watching England cry over him is exactly what he wanted today. Except not. He wants his fucking buffalo powers.

Anyone watching may also care to notice that his grin has slipped away and his face has gone pretty blank. ]

Ah... this one's... broken too.

[ He tosses is behind him, grabbing a much smaller one from his pocket. It's probably too small to see what's going on with it, but as one of his hands fumbles to turn off the communicator, you can hear one last thing from it (because I am a depressing person):

"Can I call you Big Bwother?" ]

[ooc: I haven't seen Higurashi and I dunno the rules on multiple memories, but if this is wrong beyond all reason, just lemme know and I can fix it ;w;b ]

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Don't you dare lick that--

You just licked it, didn't you? You don't know where that rubbish has been, and you don't know what kind of diseases it has and you're licking it like it's nothing more than a lollipop and when you get food poisoning I'll be the first...

Edited 2010-07-11 03:49 (UTC)

-- to laugh.

[ and watching as America watches and it's kind of emo/sad/melancholic/puppies. and trailing off slightly at the end there for no apparently reason obviously. ]

Not that I'd really want to, but just so you know.

[ AND AFTER A BIT OF RADIO SILENCE ]

The lisp was endearing when you were a child, but I'm quite glad you grew out of it.

[ THIS FACE ]

[ then this face ]

[ then this one ]

[ then he holds up the little crystal

and he licks it. ]

Doesn't taste diseased. But it doesn't taste like magical wish-granting either.

[ SUCKING ON IT NOW LIKE A GOBSTOPPER. Or maybe a lollipop that's lost its stick. ]

...When did I lose that lisp, anyway? I can't remember.

Edited 2010-07-11 04:32 (UTC)

You're doing it on purpose now aren't you, brat?

I won't hold your hair back when you start puking.

Why the hell would I know? I forgot.

[ he hasn't ]

I don't need you to hold my hair back, because I'll be puking bears!

As a buffalo. At least, I hope so! That's what I'm trying for!

[ he's going to end up swallowing this isn't he. ]

I dunno. I figured you'd remember more stuff about my childhood than me, since I was... well, a child.

[ ... ]

Earlier I saw the time where you brought Mattie home!