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starspangledhero) wrote2010-07-10 11:20 pm
starspangledhero) wrote2010-07-10 11:20 pm
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[ When the comm clicks on, America is looking a bit more hippie-ish than usual. At least he's clean now, but he's wearing beads galore, everything on him is painted or dyed, and he has some paint splashed on his face. ]
The People In Charge are givin' me my gifts, slowly but surely! Look-- the beads! Oh, and a whole tie-dye kit, and a box of chapstick! And now there's these things.
[ He sets aside the communicator as he sits on the floor Indian-style. America holds up one of the crystals to his face. He's staring very, very intently at it.
And then he licks it. ]
I wish I could turn into a buffalo. I wish I could turn into a buffalo. I wish--
[ MEMORY TIME YEAH. Anyone watching this video, you can now see the Roswell incident. I'd go hunt down the video but I'm lazy. Have a nice view of America coming across his alien bestie, Tony, who comes to comfort America after being distraught that no one would tell him about the aliens. ...Welcome to Hetalia, guys.
America's grinning, but he does appear a little exasperated. ]
C'mon, magic crystals! Gimme buffalo powers! Don't just show me stuff I've already done! Can't you even bring Tony here? Maybe this one is defective.
[ Another crystal is pulled from who-knows-where. He's probably been collecting them all day in hopes that they will give him powers and/or get him high. This time, instead of licking it, he shakes it like a snowglobe. ]
C'mooooooonnnnn magic buffalo powers!
[ America doesn't get magic buffalo powers. He gets a particular scene from the Revolutionary War. Namely, 2:52-4:30. Watching England cry over him is exactly what he wanted today. Except not. He wants his fucking buffalo powers.
Anyone watching may also care to notice that his grin has slipped away and his face has gone pretty blank. ]
Ah... this one's... broken too.
[ He tosses is behind him, grabbing a much smaller one from his pocket. It's probably too small to see what's going on with it, but as one of his hands fumbles to turn off the communicator, you can hear one last thing from it (because I am a depressing person):
"Can I call you Big Bwother?" ]
[ooc: I haven't seen Higurashi and I dunno the rules on multiple memories, but if this is wrong beyond all reason, just lemme know and I can fix it ;w;b ]
The People In Charge are givin' me my gifts, slowly but surely! Look-- the beads! Oh, and a whole tie-dye kit, and a box of chapstick! And now there's these things.
[ He sets aside the communicator as he sits on the floor Indian-style. America holds up one of the crystals to his face. He's staring very, very intently at it.
And then he licks it. ]
I wish I could turn into a buffalo. I wish I could turn into a buffalo. I wish--
[ MEMORY TIME YEAH. Anyone watching this video, you can now see the Roswell incident. I'd go hunt down the video but I'm lazy. Have a nice view of America coming across his alien bestie, Tony, who comes to comfort America after being distraught that no one would tell him about the aliens. ...Welcome to Hetalia, guys.
America's grinning, but he does appear a little exasperated. ]
C'mon, magic crystals! Gimme buffalo powers! Don't just show me stuff I've already done! Can't you even bring Tony here? Maybe this one is defective.
[ Another crystal is pulled from who-knows-where. He's probably been collecting them all day in hopes that they will give him powers and/or get him high. This time, instead of licking it, he shakes it like a snowglobe. ]
C'mooooooonnnnn magic buffalo powers!
[ America doesn't get magic buffalo powers. He gets a particular scene from the Revolutionary War. Namely, 2:52-4:30. Watching England cry over him is exactly what he wanted today. Except not. He wants his fucking buffalo powers.
Anyone watching may also care to notice that his grin has slipped away and his face has gone pretty blank. ]
Ah... this one's... broken too.
[ He tosses is behind him, grabbing a much smaller one from his pocket. It's probably too small to see what's going on with it, but as one of his hands fumbles to turn off the communicator, you can hear one last thing from it (because I am a depressing person):
"Can I call you Big Bwother?" ]
[ooc: I haven't seen Higurashi and I dunno the rules on multiple memories, but if this is wrong beyond all reason, just lemme know and I can fix it ;w;b ]
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Yeah, it is, thanks.
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[ AND STANDING UP ]
But I want to see it later.
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[ He rolls to sit up, clutching his belly much more loosely. ]
No, never. Nuh-uh. ...Maybe. Maybe. Only if you ask nicely and promise not to laugh. And only because you're my closest ally and wouldn't betray this information to Russia. And you already know how it ends anyway-- Wait, no, no way, it's too embarrassing, and it's way too awkward!
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[ ENGLAND SENSES A BREAKTHROUGH. Might be scooting a little closer like a puppy ]
... and I'm only asking for the safety of the free world, not out of any perverse desire to get to know you better.
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[ and yet, he's still slowly pulling the crystal out.
and then he does the totally mature thing and chucks it at England's head and turns away, knees drawn to his chest, and facing a dryer. ]
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[ ow. the crystal starts playing as it bounces off England's head and he watches it very quietly. this tag is very silly. I'm actually super curious as to how long this thread is because it's incredibly long. ]
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[ YES. THAT'S ALL ENGLAND HAS TO SAY ]
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America's not turning around. In fact, he's opened the dryer and has stuck his head inside. Whose tag is silly now? ]
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[ walking over. I once squeezed myself into a dryer, once ]
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[ no kick. instead, England tries to pull America out of the dryer by grabbing onto his feet ]
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You'll choke and die and I'll have to drag your stupid body out!
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[ THERE IS NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO BUT HE IS TRYING. ]
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[ you're not going to win, America. England gives one last huge tug ]
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I'll either hold my breath or pass out!
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No.
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[ His shame is apparently the dryer. England on his back or not, he's trying to crawl back in. ]
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It's not shameful you stupid twat, it's--
[ WAIT FOR IT... WAIT FOR IT... ]
cute.
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[ What. ]
What.
[ What.
Okay enough of that. Paused in his efforts to try to slip into the dryer. But believe me, he's still poised to jump in at the slightest provocation. ]
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W-what? Really?
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It's... cold.
[ ... ]
and perhaps the fact you cared about me enough to show that much emotion is somewhat adorable and-- shut up.
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...Only he doesn't. Instead he turns around like a goddamn leopard and hugs England. This is probably the only bonding they'll ever have WHATEVER MAN, IT'S 3AM AND IT'S EITHER THIS OR LIVE IN A DRYER. ]
ENGLAAAAAAAAAANNNNDDDDDD!
I am adorable, aren't I?! It's okay, I promise I won't tell anyone that you have emotions other than angry so you won't lose your standing in British society or whatever, but it makes me happy that you said that! I thought it was just embarrassing because heroes aren't supposed to cry like that but I was sad, you know? And all the hippies say that real men are man enough to cry, so I'm the manliest man ever!
[ enjoy your death hug.
he's probably going back into the dryer after all this. ]
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You...
You...
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You're-- choking me.
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