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[starspangledhero]

[ When the comm clicks on, America is looking a bit more hippie-ish than usual. At least he's clean now, but he's wearing beads galore, everything on him is painted or dyed, and he has some paint splashed on his face. ]

The People In Charge are givin' me my gifts, slowly but surely! Look-- the beads! Oh, and a whole tie-dye kit, and a box of chapstick! And now there's these things.

[ He sets aside the communicator as he sits on the floor Indian-style. America holds up one of the crystals to his face. He's staring very, very intently at it.

And then he licks it. ]

I wish I could turn into a buffalo. I wish I could turn into a buffalo. I wish--

[ MEMORY TIME YEAH. Anyone watching this video, you can now see the Roswell incident. I'd go hunt down the video but I'm lazy. Have a nice view of America coming across his alien bestie, Tony, who comes to comfort America after being distraught that no one would tell him about the aliens. ...Welcome to Hetalia, guys.

America's grinning, but he does appear a little exasperated. ]

C'mon, magic crystals! Gimme buffalo powers! Don't just show me stuff I've already done! Can't you even bring Tony here? Maybe this one is defective.

[ Another crystal is pulled from who-knows-where. He's probably been collecting them all day in hopes that they will give him powers and/or get him high. This time, instead of licking it, he shakes it like a snowglobe. ]

C'mooooooonnnnn magic buffalo powers!

[ America doesn't get magic buffalo powers. He gets a particular scene from the Revolutionary War. Namely, 2:52-4:30. Watching England cry over him is exactly what he wanted today. Except not. He wants his fucking buffalo powers.

Anyone watching may also care to notice that his grin has slipped away and his face has gone pretty blank. ]

Ah... this one's... broken too.

[ He tosses is behind him, grabbing a much smaller one from his pocket. It's probably too small to see what's going on with it, but as one of his hands fumbles to turn off the communicator, you can hear one last thing from it (because I am a depressing person):

"Can I call you Big Bwother?" ]

[ooc: I haven't seen Higurashi and I dunno the rules on multiple memories, but if this is wrong beyond all reason, just lemme know and I can fix it ;w;b ]

Comments

[kongeriget]

How about boots?

[starspangledhero]

That works too.

[kongeriget]

Awes▒me!

[starspangledhero]

So you're back to normal now, right? You remember who I am?

[kongeriget]

What do ya me▒▓? Ye▓ Ameri░░.

[starspangledhero]

'Course I am! But you didn't remember me and it was weird.

[kongeriget]

Ya are pretty ░░▒▓▒.

[starspangledhero]

Actually I think I'm more "handsome" than "pretty."

[kongeriget]

Huh?

[starspangledhero]

What.

[kongeriget]

Eh?

[starspangledhero]

I'm handsome!

[ I don't even know anymore ]

[kongeriget]

Not my type.

[starspangledhero]

Okay! ...Wait, what?

[kongeriget]

Yer not m▒ ▒ype.

[starspangledhero]

Type of what?

[kongeriget]

To date.

[starspangledhero]

I don't wanna date you, Uncle Onkle Denmark Ojisan.

[kongeriget]

Good, sa▒▓ ▓ere. Why are ya ca▓▓▓ng me that?

[starspangledhero]

[ pause ]

I... dunno. It popped into my mind!

[kongeriget]

It all means the same thing.

[starspangledhero]

What does?

[kongeriget]

▓ncle O▒▓░l Oji░░▓.

[starspangledhero]

I didn't catch that!

[kongeriget]

YA USED THREE DIFFERENT WORDS THAT ALL MEAN UNCLE.