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[ When the comm clicks on, America is looking a bit more hippie-ish than usual. At least he's clean now, but he's wearing beads galore, everything on him is painted or dyed, and he has some paint splashed on his face. ]

The People In Charge are givin' me my gifts, slowly but surely! Look-- the beads! Oh, and a whole tie-dye kit, and a box of chapstick! And now there's these things.

[ He sets aside the communicator as he sits on the floor Indian-style. America holds up one of the crystals to his face. He's staring very, very intently at it.

And then he licks it. ]

I wish I could turn into a buffalo. I wish I could turn into a buffalo. I wish--

[ MEMORY TIME YEAH. Anyone watching this video, you can now see the Roswell incident. I'd go hunt down the video but I'm lazy. Have a nice view of America coming across his alien bestie, Tony, who comes to comfort America after being distraught that no one would tell him about the aliens. ...Welcome to Hetalia, guys.

America's grinning, but he does appear a little exasperated. ]

C'mon, magic crystals! Gimme buffalo powers! Don't just show me stuff I've already done! Can't you even bring Tony here? Maybe this one is defective.

[ Another crystal is pulled from who-knows-where. He's probably been collecting them all day in hopes that they will give him powers and/or get him high. This time, instead of licking it, he shakes it like a snowglobe. ]

C'mooooooonnnnn magic buffalo powers!

[ America doesn't get magic buffalo powers. He gets a particular scene from the Revolutionary War. Namely, 2:52-4:30. Watching England cry over him is exactly what he wanted today. Except not. He wants his fucking buffalo powers.

Anyone watching may also care to notice that his grin has slipped away and his face has gone pretty blank. ]

Ah... this one's... broken too.

[ He tosses is behind him, grabbing a much smaller one from his pocket. It's probably too small to see what's going on with it, but as one of his hands fumbles to turn off the communicator, you can hear one last thing from it (because I am a depressing person):

"Can I call you Big Bwother?" ]

[ooc: I haven't seen Higurashi and I dunno the rules on multiple memories, but if this is wrong beyond all reason, just lemme know and I can fix it ;w;b ]

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HEY!

[ STRUGGLING WITH THE MEMORY BELLY. Trying to curl into a ball to protect it.

By the way, it's when Canada went demon on everyone and America and Denmark were actually capable of having emotions other than TEAM AWESOME YEAH. And America cried like a babby and Isaac and Miria read from the bible and IT WAS TOUCHING, OKAY? But a bit embarrassing for America because hegemons don't cry. ...well, not over serious shit. ]

[ GRABBING AMERICA AND PROBABLY ATTEMPTING UNCURL HIM. It probably feels more like tickling than anything else ;w; ]

Cut it out, this is private!

[ CURLING INTO ITTY BITTY BALL but ahhh the tickling makes him squirm. it's not a very effective ball. thanks England. ]

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[ RUBADUBDUB three men in a tub or something. After a bit more frantic tickling or something, England finally stops and gives up ]

... if it's that private, then.

[ finally relaxing and ceasing squirming. ]

Yeah, it is, thanks.

Only because I don't want to pry, not for any other reason.

[ AND STANDING UP ]

But I want to see it later.

No way, it's embarrassing!

[ He rolls to sit up, clutching his belly much more loosely. ]

No, never. Nuh-uh. ...Maybe. Maybe. Only if you ask nicely and promise not to laugh. And only because you're my closest ally and wouldn't betray this information to Russia. And you already know how it ends anyway-- Wait, no, no way, it's too embarrassing, and it's way too awkward!

I promise not to laugh, and I promise not to judge you out loud.

[ ENGLAND SENSES A BREAKTHROUGH. Might be scooting a little closer like a puppy ]

... and I'm only asking for the safety of the free world, not out of any perverse desire to get to know you better.

But it's awkward and it's awful and it's not even a good memory and it's just too embarrassing!

[ and yet, he's still slowly pulling the crystal out.

and then he does the totally mature thing and chucks it at England's head and turns away, knees drawn to his chest, and facing a dryer. ]

You've always been awkward, you stupid--

[ ow. the crystal starts playing as it bounces off England's head and he watches it very quietly. this tag is very silly. I'm actually super curious as to how long this thread is because it's incredibly long. ]

You really didn't have to cry, you know. It's quite unmasculine.

[ YES. THAT'S ALL ENGLAND HAS TO SAY ]

[ Too fucking long for me to try to count is the answer.

America's not turning around. In fact, he's opened the dryer and has stuck his head inside. Whose tag is silly now? ]

America?

[ walking over. I once squeezed myself into a dryer, once ]

[ I've never tried, but America is about to. He is not small and Asian enough to fit all the way in, at least not in this one. He ends up crouching half-in half-out of the dryer. HERE'S TO HOPING HE DOESN'T GET A SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS. ]

Oi, bastard.

[ no kick. instead, England tries to pull America out of the dryer by grabbing onto his feet ]

[ There might be an echoing "nooooooooo!" from within the dryer as he tries to hang on and squirm back inside. ]

[ TUGGING HARDER. ]

You'll choke and die and I'll have to drag your stupid body out!

I'm not eating the dryer!

[ THERE IS NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO BUT HE IS TRYING. ]

You'll run out of air!

[ you're not going to win, America. England gives one last huge tug ]

[ Okay, he's out, miraculously, but he's still holding onto the edge and trying to claw his way back in. ]

I'll either hold my breath or pass out!

[ and England's jumping on him to smother him with his body ]

No.

Lemme go! I wanna hide in my shame!

[ His shame is apparently the dryer. England on his back or not, he's trying to crawl back in. ]

[ sadly with his super strength it's very possible ]

It's not shameful you stupid twat, it's--

[ WAIT FOR IT... WAIT FOR IT... ]

cute.

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...What.

[ What. ]

What.

[ What.

Okay enough of that. Paused in his efforts to try to slip into the dryer. But believe me, he's still poised to jump in at the slightest provocation. ]

[ ONE MORE TIME. ]

W-what? Really?

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