[voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning

[starspangledhero]

[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]

ALLIED FORCES, ASSEMBLE!

Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:

There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!

Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.

...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.

Wish me luck!

[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]

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[starspangledhero]

Winning the war like the hero I am!

SURRENDER, AXIS BASTARD!

[ By the way, he's looking for you. Which really isn't hard considering THEY LIVE IN THE SAME BUILDING. He's just devising a way to spy on you through your window properly. Maybe he'll dangle himself by a rope from Denmark's window or something. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[notifs are down so it's a miracle I even noticed this sob]

A-America-san, surely you recall where we are? Don't you know we are from different times? Did I never..

[brb headwalling. and also he should do that. since. Japan's room is on the first floor, and he's used to looking out and seeing Russia. but seeing a dangling America would be interesting. :|a]

[starspangledhero]

[ Sob so I noticed ;w; OH WELL GIVES ME TIME TO CATCH UP ON TAGS FROM MY LAST POST. ]

You bombed me! Sorry Japan, but your Empireness is getting way outta hand. I'll give you some shiny democracy.

[ Actually America is on the second floor. Except I think Ukraine lives below him. WHATEVER, HE'LL DANGLE FROM SOMEONE'S WINDOW.


Hi there Japan. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[BUT YOU COULD JUST WALK OUTSIDE AND LOOK IN-- oh hi. staring.]

I do not--

. . .

W-why are you hanging from there?!

[starspangledhero]

[ REMAINING ABSOLUTELY STILL.

ABSOLUTELY SILENT.

STARING WITH BINOCULARS.

By the way he's upside down and he looks like Germany with glasses. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[AT LEAST HE'S NOT BREAKING THE WINDOW...

stares for a good few minutes, then just turns and keeps cleaning.

maybe he'll go away. ;A;]

[starspangledhero]

[ NOT YET.

He remains upside down and staring. With much difficulty, he fumbles with his binoculars and pulls out a scrap of wrapping and a pen from his pocket. He's taking notes on everything Japan is doing. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[Finally turns around to stare more. yelling since the window is probably closed.]

America-san!! Please stop, or I will be forced to close the curtains!

[starspangledhero]

[ YELLING EVEN LOUDER IN THE MOST GERMAN VOICE POSSIBLE (and he actually nails it pretty well): ]

TRAUNICHTESSTICHT.

[brbmodernizing]

[CLOSES THE CURTAINS]

[starspangledhero]

[ PUNCHES THE WINDOW OPEN. ]

[brbmodernizing]

America-san!! Stop this immediately! You cannot just break my window like that!!

[starspangledhero]

I can when we're at war! And you started it, anyway!

...I mean, traunichtessticht!

[brbmodernizing]

America-san, I have not been through this war yet. If you could please calm yourself..

[starspangledhero]

Then you'll have no problems surrendering, right?

[ Now crawling in through the window upside down. Yes he's still attached to the rope. ]

[brbmodernizing]

It is not surrender. [gjlkfdgjdf staring hesitantly. you just. do that. but touch anything else and get karate. hooyooaaaah]

However, we are friendly in my time. So if you could resume that..

[starspangledhero]

There is no resuming.

[ Stepping closer and squaring his broad shoulders. This is the stance he uses to make bears back down. MAYBE IT WILL WORK THE SAME WITH JAPAN. ]

You attacked me, you invaded me, and now I'm in this war 'til its end. Italy's already surrendered and Germany's on the run, so hurry up and give up and I'll make you an awesome democracy!

[brbmodernizing]

[Actually it just makes Japan stand up a little defensively. He's already heard about this war and he's really not in the mood to see what it's like.]

I will ask you once to please leave my apartment. We can speak once you are back to normal.

[starspangledhero]

There isn't any going back, Japan. Not so much fun when you're the one being threatened, is it?

[ LEANING IN CLOSERRR this got more serious than I intended whoops. ]

I will win this war and you will give in.

[ Andddd leaning back a bit to stare at Japan with a barest hint of desperation. ]

Surrender now. I've gotten my retribution for Pearl Harbor. I don't wanna have to do any more damage. Just hurry up and surrender now while you still can.

Please. [ Note the pleading in his tone. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[SOMEHOW THINGS DO THAT. Japan stares back completely silent. He doesn't move as America does, but he feels more than a little uncomfortable, and now he's not sure how to get himself out of this. Surrender? He doesn't like that word. Especially when he is not in a conflict with America. He's not going to use it..

And America isn't understand that their times are so different.. He clutches at the sword that was leaning against the wall nearby. Not with means to use it, but defensively.]

I apologize, America-san. Please leave, or I will remove you myself.

[starspangledhero]

[ Reaching into his coat and pulling out a Colt. It's the same one he'd used during the Wild West stage, but he doesn't seem to realize that. ]

Go ahead and try.

[brbmodernizing]

[He hesitates because.. WHY AMERICA WHY. Y U DO DIS.

But then he realizes he is only being defensive-- just defensive-- and tries to kick him out the window.

IF THAT FAILS HE IS RUNNING AND DUCKING BEHIND SOMETHING.]

[starspangledhero]

[ Japan did you seriously just try to kick this guy out a window. Have you ever tried kicking a steam engine? It's about as effective.

Still OW HIS STOMACH. Staggering back a bit before running at Japan like the Juggernaut. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[DODGING LIKE A BOSS he would kick you out the door but there is no door to close.]

America-san, stop this! Leave! I do not wish to fight-- I merely want for you to leave!

[starspangledhero]

I'll leave when you're democratic and not slicing everything your path with a sword!

[ DODGEROLL BEHIND SOME PIECE OF FURNITURE and here have some gunshots in your direction. ]