[voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning

[starspangledhero]

[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]

ALLIED FORCES, ASSEMBLE!

Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:

There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!

Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.

...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.

Wish me luck!

[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]

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[starspangledhero]

[ PUNCHES THE WINDOW OPEN. ]

[brbmodernizing]

America-san!! Stop this immediately! You cannot just break my window like that!!

[starspangledhero]

I can when we're at war! And you started it, anyway!

...I mean, traunichtessticht!

[brbmodernizing]

America-san, I have not been through this war yet. If you could please calm yourself..

[starspangledhero]

Then you'll have no problems surrendering, right?

[ Now crawling in through the window upside down. Yes he's still attached to the rope. ]

[brbmodernizing]

It is not surrender. [gjlkfdgjdf staring hesitantly. you just. do that. but touch anything else and get karate. hooyooaaaah]

However, we are friendly in my time. So if you could resume that..

[starspangledhero]

There is no resuming.

[ Stepping closer and squaring his broad shoulders. This is the stance he uses to make bears back down. MAYBE IT WILL WORK THE SAME WITH JAPAN. ]

You attacked me, you invaded me, and now I'm in this war 'til its end. Italy's already surrendered and Germany's on the run, so hurry up and give up and I'll make you an awesome democracy!

[brbmodernizing]

[Actually it just makes Japan stand up a little defensively. He's already heard about this war and he's really not in the mood to see what it's like.]

I will ask you once to please leave my apartment. We can speak once you are back to normal.

[starspangledhero]

There isn't any going back, Japan. Not so much fun when you're the one being threatened, is it?

[ LEANING IN CLOSERRR this got more serious than I intended whoops. ]

I will win this war and you will give in.

[ Andddd leaning back a bit to stare at Japan with a barest hint of desperation. ]

Surrender now. I've gotten my retribution for Pearl Harbor. I don't wanna have to do any more damage. Just hurry up and surrender now while you still can.

Please. [ Note the pleading in his tone. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[SOMEHOW THINGS DO THAT. Japan stares back completely silent. He doesn't move as America does, but he feels more than a little uncomfortable, and now he's not sure how to get himself out of this. Surrender? He doesn't like that word. Especially when he is not in a conflict with America. He's not going to use it..

And America isn't understand that their times are so different.. He clutches at the sword that was leaning against the wall nearby. Not with means to use it, but defensively.]

I apologize, America-san. Please leave, or I will remove you myself.

[starspangledhero]

[ Reaching into his coat and pulling out a Colt. It's the same one he'd used during the Wild West stage, but he doesn't seem to realize that. ]

Go ahead and try.

[brbmodernizing]

[He hesitates because.. WHY AMERICA WHY. Y U DO DIS.

But then he realizes he is only being defensive-- just defensive-- and tries to kick him out the window.

IF THAT FAILS HE IS RUNNING AND DUCKING BEHIND SOMETHING.]

[starspangledhero]

[ Japan did you seriously just try to kick this guy out a window. Have you ever tried kicking a steam engine? It's about as effective.

Still OW HIS STOMACH. Staggering back a bit before running at Japan like the Juggernaut. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[DODGING LIKE A BOSS he would kick you out the door but there is no door to close.]

America-san, stop this! Leave! I do not wish to fight-- I merely want for you to leave!

[starspangledhero]

I'll leave when you're democratic and not slicing everything your path with a sword!

[ DODGEROLL BEHIND SOME PIECE OF FURNITURE and here have some gunshots in your direction. ]

[brbmodernizing]

I am not slicing at anything! [but he does have his sword but IT'S KIND OF USELESS WHEN YOU HAVE A GUN.

hiding behind stuff like a true ninja!

ALSO CALLING FOR BACKUP I mean Seifer is gonna threadjack if that's okay]

America-san, get out of my room! We can speak later! I do not wish to fight you!

[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

[Gunshots are not the sort of thing Seifer likes to hear in Marshall. Also gunshots coming from Japan's place means someone's probably going to be in a lot of shit :| don't touch his posse.

Anyways this is Seifer coming over with his gunblade and... why is the door gone. And- you know what he doesn't even know, but he does see America hiding behind some furniture. And Japan hiding behind... some furniture. Okay what.]

Tch! The hell are you two doing? If you're gonna shoot stuff take it outside!

[B| no gunshots in the apartment building man]

[starspangledhero]

[ I'm going to destroy LJ notifs. Seriously. ]

You're slicing up all of the Pacific! If you didn't wanna fight, should've thought of that before you allied with Germany and went after me!

[ HI SEIFER. YOU LOOK GERMAN. THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING AT THE MOMENT. You are now a target too. SOMEONE JUST SHOVE THIS BASTARD OUT THE WINDOW PLEASE. Or break his leg, whatever works. ]

[brbmodernizing]

I am not from that war!!

[oh hi Seifer back up GJLDFSGSDFGDFS STANDING UP A LITTLE PLEASE DON'T SHOOT AT OTHERS

also he's holding his sword out like it could go against a gun isn't that cute]

Seifer-san, he is not safe right now! Please do not stand in the open!

A-America-san, if you do not leave, I will have to force you out. [NOT SOUNDING CERTAIN AT ALL]

[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

[Lol what Seifer's ducking back into the hall because what the hell. If that's how America wants to play it though, fine, he can do that. Taking off his jacket he balls it up and when he leans back in he throws it straight at America's face. Shoot that you crazy nutter :| Anyways he's going to run in and kick a chair or something at America too while he's at it to keep him distracted while he tries to get closer to idk, tackle him. He's going to get shot isn't he.]

The hell are you doing Japan!

[:| Don't you have a gun too or something? And why are you just standing there?]

[starspangledhero]

[ AHHHHH THE COAT, MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS.

short tag is short because America is currently flailing on the floor with the coat (which is getting stuck to his head from the gel he used to look German) and the shards of the chair. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[THAT IS AMAZING SEIFER YOU ARE MY HERO but anyway Japan is just staring, looking so stressed out. For the record his rifles are in a cabinet somewhere and CHINA KEEPS FLIPPING MOVING THEM AROUND.

He tosses Seifer a quick look. Some kind of strange mixture between UH THANK YOU? and WHAT IS MY LIFE.]

Do not harm him.

[And now moving closer to America and nudging the pile with his foot. H-HE HAS HIS SWORD POINTED AT YOU DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY... sob]

...Will you leave now?! [worth a shot.]

[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

[You can point your sword Japan, but Seifer's going to take his gun away, or try anyways. Safety first okay. Also maybe slightly irritated stop getting hair gel all over his jacket America. He still wants to know what's going on btw.]

[starspangledhero]

[ FINALLY RIPPING THE JACKET OFF. And the second America sees the sword, there's a rare flash of utter terror in his eyes. He glances from the sword to Japan and is really, painfully aware of his exposed throat.

The moment passes when he doesn't immediately die, and his fingers twitch for a gun that isn't there. Thanks, Seifer. Thanks a bunch. America has one more, but it's tucked in his jacket and, frankly, he'd rather not die at that very moment.

ENJOY YOUR HAIR GEL JACKET. AMERICA'S GLARING AT JAPAN. FEEL THE SPITE, JAPAN? ]

You won't win.

[brbmodernizing]

[O-oh god that look is very painful. Japan's trying his best not to show that in his own eyes. He keeps the sword steady and just stares down at him.

Obviously explaining he is not in this war isn't helping.. Don't worry, Seifer. He'll fill you in later.]

America-san. Leave.

Do not harm my citizens or my allies, or you will regret it. [so.. not heartfelt sob]