starspangledhero | [voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning

[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]

ALLIED FORCES, ASSEMBLE!

Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:

There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!

Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.

...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.

Wish me luck!

[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]

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[Looool he can demand, but there's no promise he's getting it. Seifer finishes up with the glass and comes over to help with the furniture. ...Maybe they can cover the bullet hole in the floor and China will never notice. Good idea y/n?

Seifer does remember what Japan told him before though, about them being similar. He remembers thinking the same thing a time prior to even that. ...But they're really not, are they.]

If you're that curious about what it's like to be human you'd better live it up here while you've got the chance. Can't say it's the sort of picnic you seem to think it'll be, but that's for you to find out.

You think you can live like this?

[He won't ask.. just think it really loudly. Right Seifer? Definitely going with that cover up idea. China's too old to move the couch. So if they slide it over there..

And ah, Japan can find similarities in anything. Call it a hobby of his. Familiarity is nice. Understanding is great.]

I.. cannot stop being "Japan." [he looks confused for a moment, but it fades into a still sort of face] But, perhaps my point of view..

[he stops suddenly, looks a bit startled, and looks straight to Seifer. as if he's trying to see through the man's eyes or something. hoping for the answers there. SUCH A DEEP STARE WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE okay I'll get to why now.]

I have not treated you as I should! [what, still confused? maybe?]

Though you are young and human.. Ah.. For anyone who might get a step closer.. [brb realizing something dramatic, did your side of the couch just get heavier? gonna speak this next part in Japanese hurhur feel free to notice your own name. that much is obvious.]

Seifer-san and the others.. Though human, they have quite the effect on me, don't they? How can I expect to be understood if I am not understanding myself? How can I understand Seifer-san or anyone else if I do not look them in the eye? I should know this attitude by now.. the one of change-by-adapting, not by replacing. Surely.. surely I have learned this already!

[TRANSLATION: oh shit I'm putting myself on a pedestal with this country crap. etc etc. also this is why I should never stay up late. teal deer with the weirdest narration.. and Japan is just stressed, man. so he talks to himself in Japanese. yes.]

[Lolololol Seifer never took you seriously as a country Japan :'| s-sorry. His attitude just tends to make people get up on their pride so... he's used to it.

Also he does not appreciate his side of the couch getting heavier. Or the random Japanese with his name in it. And this isn't the first time Japan's spoken Japanese to him lately either. If he keeps this up Seifer's going to have to give up and ask to learn it; that won't be a happy conversation. Anyways his face is just B| like that, pretty much.]

The hell are you talking about? In a language I can understand, I dunno the hell you're speaking, but it might as well be gibberish.

[YOU WILL LEARN IT ONE DAY SEIFER. Anyway, Japan is just sort of realizing a few things for himself. Things like, I'm a country but these humans are in the same situation as me so the least I could do is attempt to explain rather than insist that they will not understand.. That sort of thing, mostly. So poor Seifer's gonna have to deal with his random babbling that he can't understand. Japan's back to helping with the couch now. ;u;]

Ah, forgive me. It is easy for me to slip and fall into Japanese. [he sighs a little and thinks how to word this without Seifer being all wtf are you even. If possible. ...OH. be vague. Being vague is the answer to everything.]

I suppose.. I was agreeing that the circumstances in this world are different than my own.

[a debate with Denmark before had him wondering if being human was a bad thing or a good thing, for them. and gosh all this conversation is just making him hesitate on getting his chip removed or not.]

[Juuust dropping his end of the couch now, how do you like that. Anyways, Japan gets a Look.]

Either make sense or don't say anything, but pick one. What's up?

[FFFFF sort of slumps over on the arm and stares over.]

...I have not given those who are not countries enough thought.

[hnnnnnnngh it's sort of embarrassing/shameful to say, for him. still slumped over that arm nnnnnngh]

I have been viewing everyone as if they are either country or citizen, and I need to recall that sometimes neither is the case. It was simply a thought. Ah.. it didn't really have to do with.. too much.

Unhunh.

[...Wait does this mean Japan's been viewing him as a citizen. :| not cool man]

Might help if you keep in mind some of us ain't from Earth; I ain't anyone's citizen, not in my world and definitely not in yours.

[But he does grin the tiniest bit, amused.]

This that different for you?

[Also picking back up that couch, if you don't get off it he'll drag it with you on it :| that hole has to get covered somehow man he doesn't want China out for his blood.]

I-I realize that.

[ACTUALLY SEIFER YOU'RE KIND OF WEIRD. hurrr. You'd be a cool citizen. Maybe. But, somehow you remind him of a country. Actually, you're almost like.. a boss... WHAT EVEN ARE YOU.

anyway stop that grin it's making him nervous. everything makes him nervous actually. but sob]

I am not used to any of this. I am hardly used to speaking with other countries, let alone anyone else...

[He's the sorceress' knight obviously. Yes that is always his answer to that question. Anyways he laughs a bit.]

You ain't doing that bad. Could be worse.

[Couch in place! And the room's looking pretty clean right about now. He'll have to see about replacing that chair he broke, but this is good for now. He slings his coat over his shoulder and moves to grab his gunblade.]

I leave you think you can handle America if he comes back?

[The laugh makes him unsure if you're being serious. he's been troll bait too many times here]

..You really think so?

Ah.. well..

[hmmf this icon for a moment, and then he's going to give Seifer a low bow before a sincere look.]

Thank you again. If America-san returns, I will do my best to handle it. [he pauses for a moment] And hopefully I will be able to move it away from the apartments, or people in general. I merely wish to stall until he is back to normal.

[Oh make no mistake he's laughing at you Japan ~~what else is new~~, but he meant it.]

You're fine.

[But he holds up a hand and shakes his head at the bow.]

I told you I have your back. If you don't mind dealing with him though I'll leave you to it.

[He gives Japan's head a light push as he goes by just to mess with him. Also to make sure he's paying attention. But mostly to mess with him.]

You keep getting into trouble like this you're gonna make me jealous. That's my job. Keep your head up Japan.

[He waves and keeps heading for that door. ...Or... doorway. Where is the door? He doesn't even know fff.]

Ahh, oh.. I do not mind, really, though.. ah..

[wahhhh headpush. He blinks out of it and frowns a little, but Seifer's already talking again. he makes a flustered hand wave]

Haa..? Your-- [he gives up as his waving turns into more goodbye-oriented.. flaps. there's the tiniest sigh, just because his old body is not made for this teasing. Or at least he'd say something like that.

he gives a quick glance to the tea that had just finished, but says nothing except..] I will do my best. Until next time, Seifer-san.

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