[voice; english] so sleepy will do tags in the morning

[starspangledhero]

[ Yes. It's that time. And probably the last post before he's back to normal. ]

ALLIED FORCES, ASSEMBLE!

Americans, Britman, Frenchman, Ruskies, Chinamen, Poles, Canadians... crap who else is allied with me. Anyone who isn't in the Axis Powers or neutral (which is just another word for pansies)! I've come to a disturbing conclusion:

There are a whole bunch of Japanese people here. Which is basically my problem, and China's since I have to rescue him from Japan's shenanigans. Due to Australia's absence though, you guys have to be my back-up!

Don't worry though, I haven't forgotten about Germany. I've got my eyes and guns trained on him too. He'll surrender soon enough! In the mean time, I'm gonna go spy on the Japanese. I'll disguise myself as a German. No one will recognize me. Not even you guys. But I'll give y'all a secret signal that says I'm me! Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake again.

...For the record, that salute thing he does is not an invitation for a hi-five.

Wish me luck!

[ Now he's off to go stare at people with a pair of binoculars with his hair slicked back and dressed in green. He is not a subtle spy. If you speak Japanese, Italian, or German, be warned. He is stalking you. And I will totes do stalking things once I've slept. ]

Comments

[brbmodernizing]

..W-what are you doing?

Voice

[distantwater.livejournal.com]

...He's reliving the war I told you about, aru.

Voice; Russian (hoping that China understands it and America is too lazy to)

[rules_the_north]

Wh'ch war?

Voice; Russian (ayep, he speaks it, with an accent, but passably)

[distantwater.livejournal.com]

World War II.

Voice; Russian

[rules_the_north]

H' 's th' only one from th't t'me r'ght now?

Voice; Russian

[distantwater.livejournal.com]

It should be the 1960s for him. World War II was about 20 years earlier, aru.

Voice; Russian

[rules_the_north]

D'nmark's from d'fferent t'mes now, too.

Voice; Russian

[distantwater.livejournal.com]

...What?

Voice; Russian

[rules_the_north]

H' 's much young'r now.

Voice; Russian

[distantwater.livejournal.com]

Ah... is that going to be a problem, aru?

Voice; Russian

[rules_the_north]

D'pends on what st'ges h' goes through.

[There are a couple of points in their shared timeline that Sweden would rather avoid.]

Voice

[brbmodernizing]

I figured as much.. Ah.. If it was just me, I would avoid him. But if he is after my citizens, I cannot allow this to go on.

Voice

[distantwater.livejournal.com]

Japan... Be careful, aru. Don't do anything rash.

Voice

[brbmodernizing]

Do not worry yourself over me.

Voice

[distantwater.livejournal.com]

Don't give me reason to worry then.

Voice

[brbmodernizing]

I will try my best.

[starspangledhero]

Winning the war like the hero I am!

SURRENDER, AXIS BASTARD!

[ By the way, he's looking for you. Which really isn't hard considering THEY LIVE IN THE SAME BUILDING. He's just devising a way to spy on you through your window properly. Maybe he'll dangle himself by a rope from Denmark's window or something. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[notifs are down so it's a miracle I even noticed this sob]

A-America-san, surely you recall where we are? Don't you know we are from different times? Did I never..

[brb headwalling. and also he should do that. since. Japan's room is on the first floor, and he's used to looking out and seeing Russia. but seeing a dangling America would be interesting. :|a]

[starspangledhero]

[ Sob so I noticed ;w; OH WELL GIVES ME TIME TO CATCH UP ON TAGS FROM MY LAST POST. ]

You bombed me! Sorry Japan, but your Empireness is getting way outta hand. I'll give you some shiny democracy.

[ Actually America is on the second floor. Except I think Ukraine lives below him. WHATEVER, HE'LL DANGLE FROM SOMEONE'S WINDOW.


Hi there Japan. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[BUT YOU COULD JUST WALK OUTSIDE AND LOOK IN-- oh hi. staring.]

I do not--

. . .

W-why are you hanging from there?!

[starspangledhero]

[ REMAINING ABSOLUTELY STILL.

ABSOLUTELY SILENT.

STARING WITH BINOCULARS.

By the way he's upside down and he looks like Germany with glasses. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[AT LEAST HE'S NOT BREAKING THE WINDOW...

stares for a good few minutes, then just turns and keeps cleaning.

maybe he'll go away. ;A;]

[starspangledhero]

[ NOT YET.

He remains upside down and staring. With much difficulty, he fumbles with his binoculars and pulls out a scrap of wrapping and a pen from his pocket. He's taking notes on everything Japan is doing. ]

[brbmodernizing]

[Finally turns around to stare more. yelling since the window is probably closed.]

America-san!! Please stop, or I will be forced to close the curtains!

[starspangledhero]

[ YELLING EVEN LOUDER IN THE MOST GERMAN VOICE POSSIBLE (and he actually nails it pretty well): ]

TRAUNICHTESSTICHT.