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[Yep. Time's passed and now he's older whoo! The face staring at the camera is still a kid's though. Said kid currently has what looks like one of the older America's shotguns hoisted over the shoulder that isn't holding the communicator. His head is framed by open sky. He's obviously outside. (He's also pretty dirty, like any kid running outside should be.]

ENGLAND! ENGLAND! HEY ENGLAND!

Look! I've got weapons now! I can help you fight off France, I wont mess up again, I promise! This one's even better than that musket you left me. But I... hold on!

[America sets down the communicator, doing his best to angle it to have a view of the trees. Over his shoulder pops up the terrifying head of those dragon-wolf things. America doesn't seem too perturbed and it's not biting his head off, so there's nothing to worry about. Once he finally gets the camera where he wants, he stands up, aims the gun, and shoots at the trees.

It doesn't hit anything. He picks up the camera again, clearly embarrassed.]

I'm still practicing. Lt. Colonel Washington says I'll be really good at it someday, but I dunno. I'm still more comfortable with knives. Bad thing about this gun is that there's no bayonet. Teach me to shoot and we can both kick Big Brother France in the britches! I want land!

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You can do most of the work though. He beat me up real bad last time I went after him.

Alright, Puppy, let's go!

[The wolf makes a creepy sound in reply and the two head off.]

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You're looking older alrea--

Is that a wolf?!

Her name is Puppy!

America-san, it's not safe to be so close to the animals here, let alone anywhere wild..

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Wow, ya really do grow fast.

Do I? England always says that, but I think that's because he's away at sea so much. If you ask me, I haven't grown enough this century!

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yes, i use this icon

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you are horrifying

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you mean ~moe~

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no :|

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DRAMATIC RESPONSE.

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so this is where america gets his drama from

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HEY THIS IS SRS BUSINESS.

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I MEAN AT LEAST YOUR RABIES IS CURED

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IN REMISSION, ANYWAY.

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for now

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duhn- duhn- daaaaaaah

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[ WHY ARE YOU SO BIG ALREADY LIFE ISN'T FAIR. ENGLAND IS CRYING A BIT INSIDE BECAUSE HIS CUTE BABY BRO HAS GROWN UP. sure still SOMEWHAT cute. but not the same. ]

You don't have to fight, America. I've already got a handle on things, and you'd only worry me more if you were on the front lines.

Although, that was a fine shot. I'll have competition at this rate!

THAT'S OKAY I AM TOO but that is because the doctor is dancing with a french lady

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ONE OF MY FAVOURITE EPISODES ;w;

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THAT WAS DEPRESSING

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BUT SO GOOD

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ngl I almost cried when K-9 blew up

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you must watch DW weakest link. 1/2

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wait is that the one where people are vaporized

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no it is better

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ohgod /watches

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of all the people to win, I would not have guessed her

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it is magical.

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threadjacking like a dalek

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FUCK YOU AND YOUR DALEKS THIS COMMENT IS ONLY HERE TO TELL YOU THAT

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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEEEEA

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IDENTIFY

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[Basically, he has the same reaction Japan had.]

[Except... a little different.

What are you doing?!

[voice] DON'T WANT HIM FINDING OUT YOU'RE A REINDEER?

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[voice] WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?

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[voice] why don't you come over and meet America and Puppy 8)

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[voice] give me about a week to think about it

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[voice] it won't be better at the end of the week

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[voice] GODDAMN COUNTRIES

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[voice] HAHAHAHAHAHA

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[voice] at least I don't get rabies

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[voice] you only WISH you could get rabies

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[voice]well technically it happens a lot. Chopper is the rabies-spreading champion

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[voice] I dunno America's pretty pro at spreading awkwardrabies

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[voice] is that a challenge my good sir?

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You got beat up by France? And called him Big Brother.

Yeah. Me and Lt. Colonel Washington did this great ambush on him! Then he came back and beat me up. Bastard. It's not like he's using that land out there for anything other than stupid French things.

[SOMEDAY I'LL GET MILITARY RANKS RIGHT.]

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A-America...?

[BLANK STARE. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU YOU'RE NOT CANADA. CANADA IS SMALL. AND TECHNICALLY THEY HAVEN'T EVEN MET YET. SO YOU'RE EXTRA CONFUSING.]

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Wh-what the--...

America?!

[She lets out a terrified scream as the head of the wolf pops up into view, and she points at the communicator out of reflex.]

Th-th-th-that...! [A flinch from the gunshot. Holy crap, that was loud.] Mmgh...

HEY! You're aiming the wrong way, kid!

[NOT AT ALL PERTURBED BY SCREAMING THIS TIME]

Which way should I be aiming?!

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... You have a... pet wolf?

She's not a real wolf! I have no clue what she is but her name is Puppy and she's my friend!

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Hmm. French-Indian war.

England's gonna beat them both!

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[Excuse her, she's just gonna stare. She knows what time period you're from, vaguely.]

You grew up quickly.

The others say I grow faster than the other countries!

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... Mr. Jones-- ... Are you...

What are you doing with a wolf?!

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what the hell that icon ;A; /snuggles it forever

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IT IS ADORABLE LITTLE AMERICA. DON'T DENY HIS CUTENESS

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/SNUGGLES HIM ;;

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/SQUIRMS no he doesn't secretly enjoy attention what are you talking about

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YOU MEAN NOT SO SECRETLY

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sob he's as subtle as a brick flying at your head

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what'll really twist your knots is this: what if a ninja threw it?

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then the brick will have whistles attached to it

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american innovation at its finest! :Dd

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it's only slightly less ridiculous than the canon gay-gun

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... I'm not sure anything can trump that

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NOTHING CAN TOP THE GAY GUN haha top. get it.

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... LOL i-it probably hit Edge square between the eyes

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edgeworth's blood was used to program it.

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laksdjfalkdf /spittake. He deserves a medal for his contribution to military victory.

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what contribution. it did nothing but make america gayer :|

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CONTRIBUTION! 8Dd

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YOU ARE THE REASON SAN FRANCISCO EXISTS

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OBJECTION. unless edge's dna was time traveled back. or his ancestors were in the closet.

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his ancestors were so far in the closet they were actually the first humans in Narnia

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if I hadn't read the magician's nephew I might believe you 8<

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dude it's been ages since I've read the Narnia books I don't even remember the plots

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that joke was kind of brilliant though ;A;

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but now you make me want to reread the series ;o; I remember liking The Horse and HIs Boy

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DOOO IT. Horse and His Boy was my favorite actually. :D sob haven't read 'em in eight years.

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my dad used to read them to me when I was little so I could sleep ;w;

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[1/2] slkdjfls a-awww ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY ;_____;

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YES. BAWL WITH ME.

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/BAWLS WITH ;A;

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yesssss now the world can listen to both of our tears

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he feels like the biggest jerk ever. ... but that's nothing new. 8<

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awwww Edge HE'S NOT GUILTING YOU ON PURPOSE ;o;

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he knows ;;;;; he just sucks with kids! ;__;

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he should try teutonic order

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he did. he got convert or die. B|

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aren't kids adorable?

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THEY'RE SO PRECIOUS. /bleeds

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dude it could be worse. could be babby hungary. then we'd all be fucked.

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... what's babby hungary like D:

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imagine teutonic order with added frustration that her penis "hasn't grown in yet"

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..................................... oh

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yeah. never had prussia had such a look of pure horror on his face.

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GOOD. I'd be frightened if horror wasn't felt as a response.

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