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[Yep. Time's passed and now he's older whoo! The face staring at the camera is still a kid's though. Said kid currently has what looks like one of the older America's shotguns hoisted over the shoulder that isn't holding the communicator. His head is framed by open sky. He's obviously outside. (He's also pretty dirty, like any kid running outside should be.]

ENGLAND! ENGLAND! HEY ENGLAND!

Look! I've got weapons now! I can help you fight off France, I wont mess up again, I promise! This one's even better than that musket you left me. But I... hold on!

[America sets down the communicator, doing his best to angle it to have a view of the trees. Over his shoulder pops up the terrifying head of those dragon-wolf things. America doesn't seem too perturbed and it's not biting his head off, so there's nothing to worry about. Once he finally gets the camera where he wants, he stands up, aims the gun, and shoots at the trees.

It doesn't hit anything. He picks up the camera again, clearly embarrassed.]

I'm still practicing. Lt. Colonel Washington says I'll be really good at it someday, but I dunno. I'm still more comfortable with knives. Bad thing about this gun is that there's no bayonet. Teach me to shoot and we can both kick Big Brother France in the britches! I want land!

...

You can do most of the work though. He beat me up real bad last time I went after him.

Alright, Puppy, let's go!

[The wolf makes a creepy sound in reply and the two head off.]

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But there's no war going on here. And I don't know what you even mean by every war.

Sure there is! England's got his troops fighting up north of me in... wherever that land is.

And I mean that once I'm prepared, I'll be able to help England in any future wars!

Edited 2010-05-15 02:23 (UTC)

...do you even know where you are right now?

I'm--

[long, long pause.]

I'm not at home? No. I'm in Discedo! I'm...

I'm confused.

You're in Discedo.

Right. I knew that!

...that doesn't change my situation with France though.

But is France here? I don't think so. That makes the situation different. How many countries are there?

Nuh uh! What if he shows up?! He and England will be fighting again! And he's still in territory that I want. He's got the north! Me and England's people need the frontier more than he does.

Well... it doesn't hurt to be prepared, but I really don't think there'd be a war here. Everyone else wouldn't be happy about that.

[video]

[voice] give me about a week to think about it

[voice] it won't be better at the end of the week

[voice] GODDAMN COUNTRIES

[voice] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[voice] at least I don't get rabies

[voice] you only WISH you could get rabies

[voice]well technically it happens a lot. Chopper is the rabies-spreading champion

[voice] I dunno America's pretty pro at spreading awkwardrabies

[voice] is that a challenge my good sir?