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[Yep. Time's passed and now he's older whoo! The face staring at the camera is still a kid's though. Said kid currently has what looks like one of the older America's shotguns hoisted over the shoulder that isn't holding the communicator. His head is framed by open sky. He's obviously outside. (He's also pretty dirty, like any kid running outside should be.]

ENGLAND! ENGLAND! HEY ENGLAND!

Look! I've got weapons now! I can help you fight off France, I wont mess up again, I promise! This one's even better than that musket you left me. But I... hold on!

[America sets down the communicator, doing his best to angle it to have a view of the trees. Over his shoulder pops up the terrifying head of those dragon-wolf things. America doesn't seem too perturbed and it's not biting his head off, so there's nothing to worry about. Once he finally gets the camera where he wants, he stands up, aims the gun, and shoots at the trees.

It doesn't hit anything. He picks up the camera again, clearly embarrassed.]

I'm still practicing. Lt. Colonel Washington says I'll be really good at it someday, but I dunno. I'm still more comfortable with knives. Bad thing about this gun is that there's no bayonet. Teach me to shoot and we can both kick Big Brother France in the britches! I want land!

...

You can do most of the work though. He beat me up real bad last time I went after him.

Alright, Puppy, let's go!

[The wolf makes a creepy sound in reply and the two head off.]

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I still wanna learn how to fight though! I can't hit the broad side of a barn. Believe me, I've tried.

That way, I can be useful to you some day beyond raw materials and tobacco.

You're more than just a source of raw materials, America.

You're an extension of me in a way, and I'm happy enough with that.

But I bet I can make you happier! I'll be able to help you fight all your wars and France won't be able to beat me up anymore!

I'm happiest with the way things are right now.

[ ... ] But if you'd like, I could help you with your aim.

Yes please!

[Oh look he's still a good little boy. ...kinda.]

[ such a good kid never grow up ]

Of course. But you've got to promise to be careful, and to never aim at another person unless they're threatening you and--

wouldn't you prefer to play toy soldiers?

I will, I promise!

Oh c'mon, England. Toy soldiers are only good for rainy days. Why play with toys when I can fight like a real soldier? I mean, play. Um. Play soldier. With real guns. Yeah.

Don't get ahead of yourself now. You don't qualify as a soldier until you can hit five targets in a row without missing.

Although I'm sure you can do it after bit of practise, under my tutelage.

( ooc: CLICK ME SEYMOUR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3u3seMW-jk)

You can teach me to do that, right? I mean... you have time? I know you're busy with France and... um... Russia? But I thought since you're over on my side of the world anyway...

I have a bit of free time, for now.

You just have to remember keep your promise. There's plenty of time for you to grow up, and there's no need to rush things.

I'll keep my promise! Don't point a gun at people unless I'm threatened. Got it.

And no firing of guns indoors, and always keep the safety on unless you're in imminent danger.

[ ... ] Wouldn't you rather read Jack's Tales?

I gotcha! I'll be really good and careful with my guns, promise!

I've heard all those a million times. Besides, if I learn how to aim now, I can be like Robin Hood one day!

We could read Robin Hood instead.

Or go over financial derivatives.

...Financial derivatives?

[hi, England. See that? That is Canada watching you with concern fais. Its like watching a movie that you already know the ending to!]

[ it's okay we get to burn down the White House in a few decades ]

You okay?

[Family memories to look forward to.]

Ahhh... I'm just..

...are you?

A bit exhausted, but no worse for wear.

[RUN WHILE YOU CAN, HE'S JUST GOING TO BREAK YOUR HEART AGAIN.]

I see.

[ ENGLAND'S A MASOCHIST IN A WAY ]

America's a handful, as always. But you know that better than anyone, yeah?

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THAT'S OKAY I AM TOO but that is because the doctor is dancing with a french lady

ONE OF MY FAVOURITE EPISODES ;w;

THAT WAS DEPRESSING

BUT SO GOOD

ngl I almost cried when K-9 blew up

you must watch DW weakest link. 1/2

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wait is that the one where people are vaporized

no it is better

ohgod /watches

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of all the people to win, I would not have guessed her

it is magical.

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threadjacking like a dalek

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DALEKS THIS COMMENT IS ONLY HERE TO TELL YOU THAT

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEEEEA

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