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[starspangledhero]

[Yep. Time's passed and now he's older whoo! The face staring at the camera is still a kid's though. Said kid currently has what looks like one of the older America's shotguns hoisted over the shoulder that isn't holding the communicator. His head is framed by open sky. He's obviously outside. (He's also pretty dirty, like any kid running outside should be.]

ENGLAND! ENGLAND! HEY ENGLAND!

Look! I've got weapons now! I can help you fight off France, I wont mess up again, I promise! This one's even better than that musket you left me. But I... hold on!

[America sets down the communicator, doing his best to angle it to have a view of the trees. Over his shoulder pops up the terrifying head of those dragon-wolf things. America doesn't seem too perturbed and it's not biting his head off, so there's nothing to worry about. Once he finally gets the camera where he wants, he stands up, aims the gun, and shoots at the trees.

It doesn't hit anything. He picks up the camera again, clearly embarrassed.]

I'm still practicing. Lt. Colonel Washington says I'll be really good at it someday, but I dunno. I'm still more comfortable with knives. Bad thing about this gun is that there's no bayonet. Teach me to shoot and we can both kick Big Brother France in the britches! I want land!

...

You can do most of the work though. He beat me up real bad last time I went after him.

Alright, Puppy, let's go!

[The wolf makes a creepy sound in reply and the two head off.]

Comments

[kongeriget]

Goddamn kids these days and their landmasses. [ Grumbled why is my land so small. ]

[starspangledhero]

'Course, I can't move much farther out that way, not with France being all... there. Not to mention all the natives.

[kongeriget]

Why the hell didn't I set up a colony there? Oh, hey! Hey!

[starspangledhero]

Hey?

yes, i use this icon

[kongeriget]

Yer still gonna call me uncle, right?

you are horrifying

[starspangledhero]

[Give him a sec. This is all very weird in his mind. TIME INTERFERENCE HOW DOES HE KNOW YOU-- oh right.]

Sure Uncle Denmark!

you mean ~moe~

[kongeriget]

Okay! Then everything's fine!

no :|

[starspangledhero]

Hey Uncle Denmark... the wars in Europe. England's in them a lot. Are they really bad? I only see the parts over at my house, but he always looks so tired.

[kongeriget]

World War Two?

[starspangledhero]

I... don't know. I only hear things from the officers sometimes about France and some guys called Austria and Prussia.

[kongeriget]

Oh.

Who cares about them, anyway.

[starspangledhero]

I do! I care about Big Brother France because he's in my way and he and England keep fighting. And they're at war with England, I care, because they may as well be at war with me too!

[kongeriget]

Wow, yer so weird as a kid. Anyway, England'll be fine.

[starspangledhero]

I'm not weird! You're weird!

He always gets his stupid face hurt.

[kongeriget]

Yer weird!

[starspangledhero]

You're weird!

[kongeriget]

Yer weirder!

[starspangledhero]

You're weirdest!

[kongeriget]

I know ya are but what am I!

[starspangledhero]

Uncle Weird.

DRAMATIC RESPONSE.

[kongeriget]

Den! It has to be Uncle Den!

so this is where america gets his drama from

[starspangledhero]

Only if you say if I'm not weird!

HEY THIS IS SRS BUSINESS.

[kongeriget]

I was just teasing.

I MEAN AT LEAST YOUR RABIES IS CURED

[starspangledhero]

I'm not weird.

[His feelings are hurt :( ]

IN REMISSION, ANYWAY.

[kongeriget]

And neither am I!