starspangledhero: (We can either take on the Devil together)
[VOICE POST, FOR ONCE. America's back in his apartment, but anyone one the camping trip might've noticed that he's been acting... odd, on the last day of the trip. Muttering to someone who isn't there (and muttering angrily to himself), sometimes speaking in a deep Southern accent, that sort of thing. Anyone who knows American history can see where this is going.

That's right. It's time for the AMERICAN CIVIL WAR. Alternatively called EVERYONE IS A MORON WITH A GUN.


this is long, confusing, and I am bastardizing accents )
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