( text; ) Karkat is the one that fell down a hole this time

[starspangledhero]

OKAY SO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW EVERYONE GOT COOL STUFF AFTER THE THOUGHT FISHIES WENT AWAY AND I HAD TO PUNCH A SHARK AND HOW I GOT A MUSTANG (LIKE THE ACTUAL HORSE NOT THE CAR)??? WELL I DID! BUT IT WAS WILD SO I HAD TO BREAK IT IN. AND I FINALLY MANAGED IT WITH ONLY A COUPLE KICKS TO THE EVERYTHING.

CAN'T USE SHIFT CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I BROKE MY HAND CLEANING HIS HOOVES. TYPING WITH THE OTHER.

OH AND I GOT SOME COOL OUTFITS TOO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL OF THEM ARE BUT ONE HAS A WHIP AND A HAT AND ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE A POLICE UNIFORM AND A SPOOKY ONE AND A COUPLE OTHERS. I LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THEM!

GUYS MY HAND LOOKS REALLY GROSS LOOK AT THIS:

HOLD ON I'M HAVING TROUBLE TURNING ON VID

( video; english )

--oh, there we go!

[ America grins, then turns the video to his hand. It's swollen, one of the fingers is blackened, and the nail has fallen off. He has to show everyone his gross injuries always. He turns it back to himself; he's wearing his Indiana Jones outfit, minus the hat. ]

Sick, right? I'm gonna splint it up and stuff, so hopefully it won't take too long to heal! And then I can get to work making a saddle to fit him and Namine's pony! The plains should be thawed enough to graze them this spring. Man, I'm excited to finally get to ride again!

And if anyone has some pain meds or anything, that'd be cool.

[ America gives a thumbs up with his non-broken hand before shutting off the video. ]

Comments

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[totallygay]

[He starts to undo his outfit]

Time for the next one!!

[Stripping~]

[starspangledhero]

Oh cool!

[ He's now imagining that rainbows will glide around the room like with the thought fish. Such. a simple creature.

America watches Tatsumi strip for a moment before joining him. There is a little less falling around this time, but he's still awkwardly fumbling with the buttons, only having one good hand and all. ]

[totallygay]

[You poor Country, you. Undoing buttons with one hand is a necessity.

Again, Tatsumi is first to finish, now dressed in an interesting top sporting a leopard collar and jeans, with a belt. This is fashion.]

I'm ready when you are!!

[starspangledhero]

[ Ohgod that outfit. America hasn't noticed yet. He's taking a little while with his next costume.

He heads off screen for a moment.

The sound of a chainsaw starts up.

Now popping up on screen with his creepy Halloween outfit, complete with chainsaw and Jason mask.

HE LOOKS LIKE A SERIAL KILLER. ]

[totallygay]

[What the hell? Tatsumi is glued to the screen, expecting to hear someone get sawed in half but

NO. IT'S JUST AMERICA IN-

WHAT?!

Tatsumi cowers in confusion, biting his lip even... but it's all an act.]

A-A-Alfred?!?

[starspangledhero]

[ Of course it is. Just like how America's scariness is all an act. The chainsaw dies down and he's left smiling innocently in his spooky costume. ]

Yeah?

[totallygay]

[Except, Tatsumi continues his act, sighing when America's scariness fades... but curious all the same]

You were all creepy again like on our first date! W-What are you doing with a chainsaw?!

[starspangledhero]

I like chainsaws! I didn't creep ya out too bad, did I?

[ Now he's just looking like a puppy who just is uncertain whether it did something wrong, so it just wags its tail and wiggles in apology just in case.

...I compare America to dogs way too much. ]

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi smiles, waving a hand at the little golden retriever-I mean- America. They're both dog-like in many ways so this can slide... a lot.]

Nah! I'm cool. You were kinda creepy all of a sudden, though!!

[starspangledhero]

I guess the outfit is kinda spooky, but I don't mean to be that scary! Sorry! I can change quick again. I'll just save this one for Halloween and stuff like that.

[ He's already started stripping, but he pauses to finally notice what Tatsumi's wearing.

What. He doesn't look disapproving (yet), just... a tad befuddled. ]

Leopard print?

[totallygay]

I didn't mean the outfit so much as how you acted that was so scary.

[He goes to get America's attention but he doesn't get a chance to say anything before the nation's attention is all his.

The reaction doesn't stop Tatsumi from smiling, either.]

Ya! Chicks dig me in this one!!

[Now, he puts the device down so it stands up on it's own and backs up, showing how tight his pants are as well by turning around part-way.]

It's cool because it shows off most of my good stuff.

[Like muscles and ass.]

Do ya like?

[starspangledhero]

Chicks dig you in that one? Really?

[ HE LOOKS A LITTLE UNSURE... but hey he's not going to argue that the view is great. He smiles, nodding in agreement. ]

Oh yeah! Keep turning!

[ Tight pants are the only redemption for the use of leopard print. ]

[totallygay]

Ya! Why wouldn't they?

[And he does, spinning and not as oblivious as he lets on. He even turns his head to the side and taps his ass to tease America before turning back around and getting the device]

Ha ha! Good. I'll wear it next time I see ya-- or maybe the other one....

[Hmmm, torn now]

[starspangledhero]

Seems like it's more geared towards guys, since it's got, you know, leopard print, and it shows off your butt and all-- [ he grins and laughs a bit at the display ] --not that I'm complaining about that!

Okay, I wanna see the next thing! I've got some more too!

[ Aaaannnddd back to awkward stripping. ]

OMG I edited that JUST as u commented. WHOA.

[totallygay]

Women like leopard print as asses too!

Ya! I've got three more...

[He smirks at America's strip fumble and turns to choose which he should show off next before stripping and putting on his furry collar jumper.]

MINDLINK

[starspangledhero]

If ya say so...

[ HE'S STILL PRETTY UNSURE but he's willing to believe it for now. Surely it's just an odd outfit among more manly ones. SURELY. (No. Not at all.)

America's outfit turns into his Character Theme Song outfit, aka the one in my header that I'm too lazy to link. He looks adorable in it, but younger in a way; looking at him, he could be any college student in modern America. ]

This is probably my favorite! I look good and it's comfortable! And it just has this whole feeling of being American. Ya know?

[ But now he's distracted by Tatsumi and his furry collar. SOCUTE. ]

Ohhhh I like that one!

[ I'm now coming to the realization that these two are dating and what are they doing with their time? Modeling outfits over the network. Wow. Totally gay. SLEEPING PILL KICING IN, PRETEND MY JOKES ARE VAGUELY FUNNY AND MAKE SENSE. ]

<---- Not the same outfit but furry collars r awesome!

[totallygay]

[America's outfit widens Tatsumi's smile.]

Ya! You look good in it, too! I like yours!! I like it a lot!!!

[Well, they could be doing it in person. My realization? Anyone can see this transmission of them changing clothes between one another. Anyone.

Tatsumi's head sinks a bit into the fur lining of his collar]

Ya? I like this one a lot too. I guess it's my favorite. If I had to pick one out of all the ones I just got, this would be it!

yes. yes they are.

[starspangledhero]

You should! I'm wearing it, and I can make just about anything look good! You've seen my awesome jacket, right? Not the bomber one--that's the greatest, but I mean the colorful one.

[ They are surely shaking their heads going "why." ]

That one looks like it'd be comfy to snuggle.

[totallygay]

No. I don't think I've seen ya wear a colorful jacket. Show me!!

[That or getting sick from all the gey.he perks up from his cute derpy and blushy state and becomes much more excited]

Oh! Let me show you my next outfit!! I have two of them but they're different colors!!!

[Without another word, he begins to unzip his outfit and strip. he wonders off screen after a bit to get into his next amazing outfit]

[starspangledhero]

[ Somewhere, beyond America's awareness, foreboding music begins to play at the mention of those outfits. It is the music one hears when the character of a horror movie is looking down a darkened corridor. The suspense mounts.

America is that character, except the horror is in the form of hoodie-shorts.

Blissfully unaware, he nods excitedly and begins to put on a coat from his last item rain.

Behold the God Coat.

It personifies all things British and 1960s. This is probably when of the few eras where America actually likes what England has to offer. ]

Groovy, huh?!

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi's head peeks back on screen, the pink of his hoodie peeking up from the corner. he looks America over. it's not exactly his style but it sure is colorful. it suits America in an odd way and he nods.]

Ya!! Reminds me more of Seishirou-sama's style, though! Ha ha!

[If indeed this was a horror film, the strings would screech up as Tatsumi pulls away from the screen, reveling his awesome pink hoodie shorts, with cross designs over his chest. This is the mountain of gey that was ever gey. The color brings out his derpy cute side all while leaving his legs exposed. It's as though someone combinded a designer hoodie and short-shorts.

Tatsumi puts the hoodie part up to show off the patterned inside of the hood and waves before putting his hands on his hips.]

Isn't it cute?

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