starspangledhero: (We are just too pretty for God to let us)
✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ ([personal profile] starspangledhero) wrote2011-03-19 05:43 pm
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( text; ) Karkat is the one that fell down a hole this time

OKAY SO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW EVERYONE GOT COOL STUFF AFTER THE THOUGHT FISHIES WENT AWAY AND I HAD TO PUNCH A SHARK AND HOW I GOT A MUSTANG (LIKE THE ACTUAL HORSE NOT THE CAR)??? WELL I DID! BUT IT WAS WILD SO I HAD TO BREAK IT IN. AND I FINALLY MANAGED IT WITH ONLY A COUPLE KICKS TO THE EVERYTHING.

CAN'T USE SHIFT CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I BROKE MY HAND CLEANING HIS HOOVES. TYPING WITH THE OTHER.

OH AND I GOT SOME COOL OUTFITS TOO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL OF THEM ARE BUT ONE HAS A WHIP AND A HAT AND ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE A POLICE UNIFORM AND A SPOOKY ONE AND A COUPLE OTHERS. I LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THEM!

GUYS MY HAND LOOKS REALLY GROSS LOOK AT THIS:

HOLD ON I'M HAVING TROUBLE TURNING ON VID

( video; english )

--oh, there we go!

[ America grins, then turns the video to his hand. It's swollen, one of the fingers is blackened, and the nail has fallen off. He has to show everyone his gross injuries always. He turns it back to himself; he's wearing his Indiana Jones outfit, minus the hat. ]

Sick, right? I'm gonna splint it up and stuff, so hopefully it won't take too long to heal! And then I can get to work making a saddle to fit him and Namine's pony! The plains should be thawed enough to graze them this spring. Man, I'm excited to finally get to ride again!

And if anyone has some pain meds or anything, that'd be cool.

[ America gives a thumbs up with his non-broken hand before shutting off the video. ]

video;

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Why was that not dealt with properly?!

video; 1/2

[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
... You don't look anything like Harrison Ford. Congrats on the horse though, that's exciting.

2/2

[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)


...

Maybe you should... go to the hospital. Yes, that... really looks like you need to treat it.

Really.

[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com 2011-03-19 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Actor, best Indiana Jones actor to date--you'll see eventually. Revived the whole thing in a very inaccurate but dashing trilogy in the 1980's. Classic films.

But you're a simple man! Nation. Country. I respect that. Try not to fall to pieces though. Dunno what we'd use for glue to get you back together.

[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
The coolest and handsomest with a fedora. A fedora, America; you cannot possibly get any cooler. It's on par to wearing a fez, and that's saying something. So yes.

... Maybe sutures and a lot of morphine.

1/3

[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wait. Wait. Hold on, just a minute!

[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 12:30 am (UTC)(link)


Almost got it--

3/4 I AM A LIAR

[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Brilliant, isn't it?

DONE

[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
... No, afraid not on the morphine bit. Sorry!

video;

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ah-- ...No, I do not. However, the hospital should be helpful...

voice; English

[identity profile] trilingualism.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
America?

LMFAO

[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
ALRIGHT!

So. We've our hats now. Brilliant.

Wait--hold on--

voice; English

[identity profile] trilingualism.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's me, Belgium!

video;

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
...

Yes, I have returned to my normal age. [just sideglancing to avoid that look, America...]

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