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( text; ) Karkat is the one that fell down a hole this time

OKAY SO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW EVERYONE GOT COOL STUFF AFTER THE THOUGHT FISHIES WENT AWAY AND I HAD TO PUNCH A SHARK AND HOW I GOT A MUSTANG (LIKE THE ACTUAL HORSE NOT THE CAR)??? WELL I DID! BUT IT WAS WILD SO I HAD TO BREAK IT IN. AND I FINALLY MANAGED IT WITH ONLY A COUPLE KICKS TO THE EVERYTHING.

CAN'T USE SHIFT CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I BROKE MY HAND CLEANING HIS HOOVES. TYPING WITH THE OTHER.

OH AND I GOT SOME COOL OUTFITS TOO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL OF THEM ARE BUT ONE HAS A WHIP AND A HAT AND ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE A POLICE UNIFORM AND A SPOOKY ONE AND A COUPLE OTHERS. I LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THEM!

GUYS MY HAND LOOKS REALLY GROSS LOOK AT THIS:

HOLD ON I'M HAVING TROUBLE TURNING ON VID

( video; english )

--oh, there we go!

[ America grins, then turns the video to his hand. It's swollen, one of the fingers is blackened, and the nail has fallen off. He has to show everyone his gross injuries always. He turns it back to himself; he's wearing his Indiana Jones outfit, minus the hat. ]

Sick, right? I'm gonna splint it up and stuff, so hopefully it won't take too long to heal! And then I can get to work making a saddle to fit him and Namine's pony! The plains should be thawed enough to graze them this spring. Man, I'm excited to finally get to ride again!

And if anyone has some pain meds or anything, that'd be cool.

[ America gives a thumbs up with his non-broken hand before shutting off the video. ]

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I mean, I guess they could. Want to. I'm just not seeing it happen in that pink thing.

[ SNIFFLE oh god he's probably swallowing the snot. ]

Because they look stupid! I'd rather go naked than wear one!

[ HE JUST KEEPS DIGGING HIMSELF IN A DEEPER HOLE. ]

I wouldn't date a woman in this. That's what my other clothes are for! This one is just for fun!!

[EW, AMERICA. STOP FUCKING UP THE CHESAPEAKE BAY!]

[Honestly, he couldn't gave a rat's ass what you think but it's all a part of the act... and now his eyes somehow get shinier and the sniffle doesn't help.]

A-Alfred...

[Tatsumi sinks, putting his head on his knees and pulling over his Harley Davidson jacket, that he was GOING to show America, onto his shoulders now in his pity act]

So, you think I'm stupid too.

I guess I just... won't come over anymore.

Edited 2011-03-23 03:44 (UTC)

What?! I didn't say you were stupid! Just the outfit! Don't be sad! It makes me feel all guilty and stuff! Even though I'm totally right...

[ Semi-panic at Tatsumi suggesting such a thing. HE WILL BE MORE DESPERATE AND HEARTBROKEN THAN THE GUY IN 500 DAYS OF SUMMER. ]

No! Why would you do that?! Don't do that!

I can't help but feel sad. I'm wearing the outfit and I was even saving the other one for you so we could match and stuff...

[He doesn't move. Still sulking]

But you hate it and clearly don't want me around when I wear such stupid things... even though they're comfortable and show off my ass really well.

You said you were gonna cheat on me! That's way worse than thinking one fucking outfit is stupid!

[ sulking as well. he's a little angry, but more worried that Tatsumi will up and leave.

WHY DOES HE SUCK WITH RELATIONSHIPS? ]

I still want you around, stupid outfit or not. Preferably not. But. Can't we just forget about this and go back to being happy?

I don't call your outfits stupid, even though you seemed to have gone crazy with the tie-dye stuff...

I want you to like it, though!! I think you'd really like it if you saw it in person!!!

[HE JUST WANTS TO TORTURE YOU]

Will you try it on? Just once?! Please?!?! I won't tell anyone or anything!!!

But the tie-dye is colorful!

[ sob. SOBBBBBB. ]

Will you take back all that stuff you said and promise not to cheat on me and be happy again?

[He nods and nods, sincerely at America's proposal.]

I'll take it ALL back and I'll never even think of cheating on you! Seeing you in it will make me soooo happy!!

[Tatsumi smiles]

We'll even match!!!

...........

Fuck.

FINE.

[YEEEEEEE! ALL SMILES AND EXCITEMENT!!]

I'm coming over right now!!!

I LOVE YOU~♥!!!!!!

[ America is not. ]

Love ya too, babe.

[OMG he is there and happily knocking on the door... in the pink hoodieshorts.]

Alfred~! Alfreeed~!! It's me!!!

[He is also wearing his Harley Davidson jacket and carrying a bag]

Edited 2011-03-23 05:17 (UTC)

[ THAT OUTFIT IS THE BANE OF HIS EXISTENCE. If looks alone could set it aflame, America's cold, laser hate-gaze would certainly have done it a thousand times over.

But the venomous stare is clearly directed very pointedly at the clothing, as America opens his door and immediately sets eyes upon it. After a minute of no success lighting it on fire, he pulls his stare up to meet Tatsumi's eyes.

They are filled with reluctance, love, and insurmountable amounts of annoyance. ]

Hey.

[ He hasn't noticed the jacket yet. The only thing he sees is that fucking pink thing. ]

Edited 2011-03-23 05:26 (UTC)

[Tatsumi Leans in and hugs America, kissing him as he comes in the door]

Don't stare so hard, you'll burn a hole through me~!

[He chuckles and then sets the bag down on the nearest open surface... which might not exist, so he might hang it on the nearest place possible]

Is it just you or is Namine here too?

[For America's sake, lets hope they're alone.]

[ The hug isn't returned, but at least he gives the effort of a brief kiss. ]

Not trying to burn it through you.

[ Yeah, it's a bit of a mess. He hasn't cleaned up much since the horse incident. ]

She's off at piano lessons.

Oh~!

[That hidden smirk is trying to scape]

Well, the quicker you get undressed the quicker it'll be over wish, ya know~~!

[He hides it by wrapping his arms around America and squeezing the other's bottom]

[ Normally this would be welcome, but HE IS DREADING THIS. He squirms a bit, trying to get away. ]

Yeah yeah, I know. Help with with my shirt, it's hard with only one hand.

Ya! It's a pleasure~!

[He GLADLY helps out, taking the end of America's shirt]

Reach for the sky~!

[Tatsumi nudges the other's arms up]

[ He lifts up grudgingly, trying to avoid his hurt hand from snagging while his shirt is taken off. ]

I'm only doing this once, ya got it? You said I only had to do it once and you'd be happy.

Ya! I know~! Only once!!

[Despite not really loving America, he does take the extra effort to make sure it doesn't hurt him on the way up. Next, he helps take off America's pants.]

It won't be long, I promise.

[ And America's only contribution to that effort is wiggling his way out of pants and kicking them aside. He is the epitome of grace and elegance.

Very carefully, he crosses his arms over his chest, pouting like a kid who has to eat their brusselsprouts in order to get desert. ]

It'd better not be. Alright, let's get it over with so I can get back in my jeans.

[Tatsumi gives him a light kiss before turning away and getting the bag and then turning around and letting the white fabric unfold, revealing the monstrosity.]

They'll be on ya before ya know it~

[he comes over and begins to help America to step into the outfit, pulling it up and over his tummy, stopping to help with the nation's hurt hand.]

Thank goodness this is short sleeved, ya?

[He zips it up, finally and smiles, looking over his masterpiece.

Mmmmm.

Satisfaction.]

[ It probably bulges a bit rather unattractively around his stomach. All the more reason to loathe it. ]

If I didn't love you I'd punch you in the face right now.

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I really don't have a sad enough icon...

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That icon is priceless~!

it suits the situation. as does its keywords.

His keywords are always awesome XD

someone needs to play a game of FIND THE QUOTES with them. guess them all, win a prize.

That is actually fun idea! i'd lose.

No one but me would win. Too many obscure lines.

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!

YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED.

*SOOOB*

>:]

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SOOOB