( text; ) Karkat is the one that fell down a hole this time

[starspangledhero]

OKAY SO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW EVERYONE GOT COOL STUFF AFTER THE THOUGHT FISHIES WENT AWAY AND I HAD TO PUNCH A SHARK AND HOW I GOT A MUSTANG (LIKE THE ACTUAL HORSE NOT THE CAR)??? WELL I DID! BUT IT WAS WILD SO I HAD TO BREAK IT IN. AND I FINALLY MANAGED IT WITH ONLY A COUPLE KICKS TO THE EVERYTHING.

CAN'T USE SHIFT CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I BROKE MY HAND CLEANING HIS HOOVES. TYPING WITH THE OTHER.

OH AND I GOT SOME COOL OUTFITS TOO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL OF THEM ARE BUT ONE HAS A WHIP AND A HAT AND ANOTHER LOOKS LIKE A POLICE UNIFORM AND A SPOOKY ONE AND A COUPLE OTHERS. I LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THEM!

GUYS MY HAND LOOKS REALLY GROSS LOOK AT THIS:

HOLD ON I'M HAVING TROUBLE TURNING ON VID

( video; english )

--oh, there we go!

[ America grins, then turns the video to his hand. It's swollen, one of the fingers is blackened, and the nail has fallen off. He has to show everyone his gross injuries always. He turns it back to himself; he's wearing his Indiana Jones outfit, minus the hat. ]

Sick, right? I'm gonna splint it up and stuff, so hopefully it won't take too long to heal! And then I can get to work making a saddle to fit him and Namine's pony! The plains should be thawed enough to graze them this spring. Man, I'm excited to finally get to ride again!

And if anyone has some pain meds or anything, that'd be cool.

[ America gives a thumbs up with his non-broken hand before shutting off the video. ]

Comments

*SOOOB*

[totallygay]

Ya! I know~! Only once!!

[Despite not really loving America, he does take the extra effort to make sure it doesn't hurt him on the way up. Next, he helps take off America's pants.]

It won't be long, I promise.

>:]

[starspangledhero]

[ And America's only contribution to that effort is wiggling his way out of pants and kicking them aside. He is the epitome of grace and elegance.

Very carefully, he crosses his arms over his chest, pouting like a kid who has to eat their brusselsprouts in order to get desert. ]

It'd better not be. Alright, let's get it over with so I can get back in my jeans.

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi gives him a light kiss before turning away and getting the bag and then turning around and letting the white fabric unfold, revealing the monstrosity.]

They'll be on ya before ya know it~

[he comes over and begins to help America to step into the outfit, pulling it up and over his tummy, stopping to help with the nation's hurt hand.]

Thank goodness this is short sleeved, ya?

[He zips it up, finally and smiles, looking over his masterpiece.

Mmmmm.

Satisfaction.]

[starspangledhero]

[ It probably bulges a bit rather unattractively around his stomach. All the more reason to loathe it. ]

If I didn't love you I'd punch you in the face right now.

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi just take the bulge in his hand and smooths his hands about it towards the back and hugs America, giving a teasing kiss on the lips.]

We can always wrestle, if you want~

[He pulls away and slips off his jacket.]

Here. Maybe you'll feel better in my Harley jacket. It's seen a lot of good times.

[And Tatsumi snugs it onto America's shoulders with a smile, hoping the jacket will distract the country long enough that Tatsumi can get a snapshot or two with his communicator. A moment lasts forever as a photo, right?</em.]

[starspangledhero]

[ Not even responding to that kiss. TOO BUSY HATING EVERYTHING. He just pouts against Tatsumi's lips. ]

That'd make this wedgie even worse. Christ, how do you stand these?

[ He tries to pull the shorts part farther down his legs with little success.

Oh hey, finally noticing the Jacket. ]

You've got a Harley jacket?

[ Okay, THAT improves his mood. He's not smiling, but the frown drops and his eyes light up as he shrugs it on. ]

[totallygay]

[He chuckles, enjoying ever second of this.]

You get used to them.

[Tatsumi nods and circles America]

Ya! It came with one of my other outfits but I figured if anyone would appreciate an authentic Harley Davidson jacket, you would.

[The werepire wraps his arms around America from behind, idling holding his communicator]

[starspangledhero]

[ Now that he has a Harley jacket, he's much more amiable. Once the arms wrap around him, America leans back against Tatsumi. When he glances over his shoulder to talk, he's smiling. ]

I do! Now, this I could wear any day.

[ He lifts a sleeve and sniffs it. ]

Smells like you and motor oil. Good combo!

[totallygay]

For putting up with me, I'll let ya borrow it!

[Good, he can snap some shots of America while he isn't looking]

Then it'll smell like you and then I'll wear it and it'll smell like me and then you can wear it again!!!

[starspangledhero]

Sounds like a plan! It's so good, I could've thought of it!

[ He doesn't notice the black mail. He's closed his eyes while he leans back, enjoying the warmth and TRYING TO IGNORE HIS WEDGIE. ]

[totallygay]

[After a few shots, Tatsumi smooths his hands along America's body and squeezes the nation's ass once more]

Maybe it's because I've been working on becoming an American or something!!

[He pulls away]

I'll help ya take it off now, if ya want~! After all, the white shorts clash with it. I'd rather see you in that one t-shirt outfit while in my jacket!

[starspangledhero]

That's probably it!

[ He presses back a bit before Tatsumi pulls away. IT PLEASES HIM THAT SOMEONE FINALLY APPRECIATES HIS NICE ASS. ]

Yeah, get me outta this thing!

[ Already way ahead of you, Tatsumi. Simultaneously unzipping it and trying to get his shoulders out of it. ]

[totallygay]

[It takes a nice ass to appreciate another nice ass. Of course, are we talking about people or butts? Idk anymore. XD]

Ya, ya! Don't squirm so much or you'll hurt your hand!!

[Tatsumi pulls the stretchy fabric round and off America's body, struggling for a few moments with the kicking and squirming. So impatient. Still, it was sweet while it lasted.]

Hold it.

[he drapes the jacket around the now naked America]

I like this look too.

[You know what he means.]

[starspangledhero]

[ Both, obviously.

Despite the warning, America doesn't stop squirming. He wants out of the white hoodie-shorts helltrap as soon as possible. If he hurt his hand getting it out, he's not complaining.

He blinks in confusion when the redressing stops, shivering a bit because hey it's still cold in March. It takes him a moment to know what he means. His eyes light up when the realization hits. ]

Yeah? You should.

[ He reaches up, tugging at the zipper of Tatsumi's own hoodie... thingamajig. ]

Ya already know which of your looks I like best.

And I'm not talking about the furry coat one.




I mean take off the stupid pink thing!

[ So that he DOESN'T HAVE TO SEE IT ANYMORE. ]

[totallygay]

[Tatsumi laughs, leaning into America's touch and tug, eventually giving in and starts to pull off his pink hoodie-shorts]

Ya know, I didn't bring any other clothes...

[He pulls the shorts off from his feet and pushes the outfit aside, taking a step towards the nation]

but I know what look you really like~

[Pressing himself against the other, Tatsumi bares his fangs but doesn't bite, yet.]

[starspangledhero]

You can borrow some of mine!

[ The unspoken words are THEY'RE BETTER ANYWAY.

FUCK YES FANGS. He likes the fangs, as evident from him tilting his neck and more or less shoving his throat at Tatsumi. ]

Doitdoitdoitdoit!

Your icon is wrong. THEY ALREADY ARE BUCK-NAKED!!

[totallygay]

You mean you'll dress me?

[Wrapping his arms around America, under the jacket, Tatsumi sinks his teeth into America's neck but doesn't suck any blood. The werepire pulls away and watches the marks he made fill with blood.]

Mmmmmm. Would you like another?

TRUE

[starspangledhero]

Uh-huh!

[ He grabs Tatsumi's wrists and tugs him in the direction of the bedroom. ]

[totallygay]

[He traces his lips along America's jaw until tugged towards the bedroom.]

Ya? I'll have to find some new places to bite you, won't I?

[starspangledhero]

I'm sure you'll manage!

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And then they do it in the cargo bay.

I'M GOING TO KEEP USING THAT. ]