[video; english] WRONG KNOWLTON, AMERICA

[starspangledhero]

[ Unlike just about everyone else in Discedo, America's looking pretty excited right now. And sick. Not too bad, but he didn't make things better with self-medication, so he'll be breathing a little heavily and probably pausing for breath every once in a while. ]

Why didn't anyone tell me Thomas Knowlton showed up?! Well, okay, Japan just did, but I mean before that! It's one thing to miss running after a plane because I'm busy dying of food poisoning--seriously, I'm never eating foreign food again--but I would've grabbed a bucket and sprinted if I knew he was here! Ya hear that Thomas?! Not even smallpox would've stopped me!

[ COUGH okay he has to take a minute here to recover. ]

Or... or the flu. Whatever. I hate colds. Hardly ever get 'em back home, which is good, 'cause even when it's not the economy, human meds don't do jack for me, last like, ten minutes... ah.

Yeah! So you guys know how I'm all awesome at espionage and stuff? You have Knowlton to thank for starting that.

[ America sighs wistfully, staring off into space with a stupid grin on his face. ]

He's one of those types that wouldn't order men into battle; he'd lead. Always in step right along beside me. That was only in battle though; he was even better undercover! Got a good amount of dirt on England with his help. Even at the end, he didn't falter.

[ His eyes snap back into focus and the guys looks even more elated, if possible. He's practically wiggling in his seat from sheer excitement. He's like a dog who wiggles half of its body when it's wagging its tail. ]

Been 193 years since I've seen him! I lost a lot of good men in the Revolutionary War, yeah, but now I'll actually get to see one again! I never thought I would! Hope more of my people of the past show up. More importantly, I gotta show Thomas a good time. I can't let him think his country isn't gonna go out for a drink with him after he died for me. It's the least I can do to honor his contribution to my Intelligence and independence.

I'll... [ Another long pause to breathe. America shakes his head. ] Deal with the washers and... everything else when I'm not welcoming a patriot when my head feels like it's full of cotton and my stomach's doing cartwheels.

Thomas, if ya hear this, make your way over to Marshall Street!

Comments

[mygodmyright.livejournal.com]

Don't trust him, idiot.

[starspangledhero]

What?! He's one of the first people I completely trusted! And look where it got me, I'm awesome! Even Father thought he was awesome. That says something.

[mygodmyright.livejournal.com]

I'd come over and kick you in the shins if I wasn't already in my pyjamas.

He's not the same Thomas, you daft plonker. He's smarmy, cheeky, and Oceanic.

[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

It's a different guy. You let him in Marshall America I'm shootin' him. [His roomie and soon-to-be-roomie are in there ;; And uh, Russia's family and stuff, he'd probably be in deep shit if he let stuff happen to them fff.]

[starspangledhero]

How do you know? Don't shoot Thomas! He's already been shot to death once! [ America doesn't care much about Russia & co. but HE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR EVEN THE NAME THOMAS KNOWLTON. ]

[inyourgarden.livejournal.com]

He's from this planet. Aren't you from Earth? [What about Kaname though man :( she's a nice kid! And Ukraine's okay, kind of |D]

[bokuwadoctaaa.livejournal.com]

Why are you telling him to go to Marshall?!

[starspangledhero]

'Cause he's an American hero and I need to see him again!

[bokuwadoctaaa.livejournal.com]

How is he a hero?! No! If I find him in Marshall I'll make him leave!

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Yes, have him come to Marshall.

[starspangledhero]

That's what I was thinking!

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Would be great to see him, especially in room with only one way out.

[ACTION]

[stopblamingme.livejournal.com]

[Somewhere, from on the couch.. under a massive blob of blankets and whatever else he could find.]

I don't think it's the same guy, eh?

[ACTION]

[starspangledhero]

[ sniffle sniffle wheeze, still fiddling with his communicator ]

Sure it is! Who else would have the name Thomas Knowlton?

[ACTION

[stopblamingme.livejournal.com]

[Tries not to muffle too much into the pillow, it feels like he's dying inside.]

I'm sure you're not the only Alfred Jones... humans can share names. It's rather common, actually.

[myboot.livejournal.com]

[Listens to this and thinks: He's delusional with fever!] You should probably put your communicator away and go lay down, America.

[starspangledhero]

[ No he's just insane 8( ]

I already took some meds, and I can't rest! I gotta see Knowlton again!

Would this be action?

[brbmodernizing]

America-san! As I have been saying, it is rumored he shot a doctor. I do not believe he is the same person..

WHY NOT

[starspangledhero]

But what if it is?!

[ SO EXCITED ]

[rogue-scion.livejournal.com]

I do not believe this is the person you think he is.

[starspangledhero]

How do you know?

[followvoices.livejournal.com]

In my time you're merged with China.

[starspangledhero]

WHAT.

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

America--

I know you never listen to anything I say, but please don't go near him! Especially if you're sick, uh--

You wouldn't want him getting sick, would you?

[starspangledhero]

It's only a cold. And I need to see him!