✪ A M E R I C A ✪ (Alfred F. Jones) ✪ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-25 10:03 pm
starspangledhero) wrote2010-06-25 10:03 pm
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[video/action for anyone ever]
[ GOOD EVENING, MARSHALL STREET. YOUR LOBBY HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A WILD WEST SALOON BY AMERICA AND MIRIA. Perhaps an elaboration is in order.
If anyone in the complex cares to come down and figure out what all the ruckus (get it? Baccano, ruckus, shush it's funny) is about, you'll find that America and Miria have gotten it in their minds that there should be a saloon in Discedo. It's 1881 for America, and Miria is... Miria. This makes sense to them. This does not make sense to anyone else. That is okay. This is normal. So what does this all entail, exactly? Let's find out:
→ Chairs and tables of a wide variety; most likely stolen or robbed (at complete random, though hey, it might be yours. YOU'LL GET IT BACK... EVENTUALLY.)
→ Likewise for cups, glasses, and any vaguely Western decorations
→ Discedo Red Eye. The normal stuff is made from alcohol, chewing tobacco, and burnt sugar. Do you really want to know what's in the knock off? Either way, it tastes like the fires of hell.
→ Poker chips and cards. By that I mean checkerboard pieces/wood chips/whathaveyou labeled like poker chips, and whatever cards America could find. Have fun trying to win a game with this deck.
→ Banjo tied up in the corner. America stole a cow like the outlaw he is. Too bad it's his own. No one ever said he was good at this.
→ An out-of-tune piano that once belonged to Austria forever and a day ago. Why I remember this, no one knows.
For the record, America's dressed in a cowboy outfit left over from the last time Isaac left, Isaac himself is in similar (though probably fancier) attire, while Miria wears something pretty. This is Discedo and they're both still dirty but WHATEVER. IT ADDS TO THE AUTHENTICITY. The two citizens are in the background setting up the last details while America beams into the camera. ]
THE SALOON IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS! That's right folks! Located right on American soil on Marshall street, brought to you by none other than me! Oh, and Isaac and Miria. They helped a lot.
I have no idea what to call it yet, but I've got alcohol and cards and... aw heck, we don't have a sheriff. Well, I can fill that role 'til a real one arrives! Dunno if that means I have to keep an eye on myself or not, but I'll get to that bridge when I cross it.
...also, England, gotta talk to ya. If you care to. That's it! Come drink and stuff!
[ He apparently thinks he shut it off. That is a lie. The video is still rolling as he sets his communicator on a table. You get a nice view of the lobby ceiling while America shouts at Isaac and Miria. Did I mention that he's a bit imperialistic too? Not as bad as the 1890s but still. ]
So I was thinkin'! Can you guys steal a building? I want another! And I'm running low on bullets and I just got over that economic depression, so I don't wanna pay that much for one. Which one has the most Americans?!
[ It ends there. God help whatever building he attempts to claim.]
[ooc: Action log for anyone and everyone interested! Threadjack anything. Feel free to claim any stupid junk as your stolen item. Or just reply to his post and call him a freak WHATEVER WORKS.]
If anyone in the complex cares to come down and figure out what all the ruckus (get it? Baccano, ruckus, shush it's funny) is about, you'll find that America and Miria have gotten it in their minds that there should be a saloon in Discedo. It's 1881 for America, and Miria is... Miria. This makes sense to them. This does not make sense to anyone else. That is okay. This is normal. So what does this all entail, exactly? Let's find out:
→ Chairs and tables of a wide variety; most likely stolen or robbed (at complete random, though hey, it might be yours. YOU'LL GET IT BACK... EVENTUALLY.)
→ Likewise for cups, glasses, and any vaguely Western decorations
→ Discedo Red Eye. The normal stuff is made from alcohol, chewing tobacco, and burnt sugar. Do you really want to know what's in the knock off? Either way, it tastes like the fires of hell.
→ Poker chips and cards. By that I mean checkerboard pieces/wood chips/whathaveyou labeled like poker chips, and whatever cards America could find. Have fun trying to win a game with this deck.
→ Banjo tied up in the corner. America stole a cow like the outlaw he is. Too bad it's his own. No one ever said he was good at this.
→ An out-of-tune piano that once belonged to Austria forever and a day ago. Why I remember this, no one knows.
For the record, America's dressed in a cowboy outfit left over from the last time Isaac left, Isaac himself is in similar (though probably fancier) attire, while Miria wears something pretty. This is Discedo and they're both still dirty but WHATEVER. IT ADDS TO THE AUTHENTICITY. The two citizens are in the background setting up the last details while America beams into the camera. ]
THE SALOON IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS! That's right folks! Located right on American soil on Marshall street, brought to you by none other than me! Oh, and Isaac and Miria. They helped a lot.
I have no idea what to call it yet, but I've got alcohol and cards and... aw heck, we don't have a sheriff. Well, I can fill that role 'til a real one arrives! Dunno if that means I have to keep an eye on myself or not, but I'll get to that bridge when I cross it.
...also, England, gotta talk to ya. If you care to. That's it! Come drink and stuff!
[ He apparently thinks he shut it off. That is a lie. The video is still rolling as he sets his communicator on a table. You get a nice view of the lobby ceiling while America shouts at Isaac and Miria. Did I mention that he's a bit imperialistic too? Not as bad as the 1890s but still. ]
So I was thinkin'! Can you guys steal a building? I want another! And I'm running low on bullets and I just got over that economic depression, so I don't wanna pay that much for one. Which one has the most Americans?!
[ It ends there. God help whatever building he attempts to claim.]
[ooc: Action log for anyone and everyone interested! Threadjack anything. Feel free to claim any stupid junk as your stolen item. Or just reply to his post and call him a freak WHATEVER WORKS.]
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[action] WILD WILD WEST, JIM WEST, DESPERADO, ROUGH RIDER /get this song out of my headddd
A building? [OKAY GODMODING ISAAC UNTIL LINDSAY GETS HERE. She looks over to Isaac, who is currently also taking this request into serious consideration. He rubs his chin in thought.] What do you think, Isaac? Can we do it?
[He grins stupidly, and together they both give America a thumbs up.]
Yeah! We never turn down a challenge! We'll do it, America!
[Isaac then looks like he's just suddenly realized something.] [I SWEAR THIS TAG WILL END SOON. Right after Isaac bounds over to America and shakes his hand vigorously.]
[action] the alternatives aren't better. I've had the Bad Horse chorus in my head.
America returns both the thumbs up and handshake enthusiastically. He seems a bit confused for a moment as to why he remembers Isaac but Isaac doesn't remember him, but he doesn't dwell on it long. BECAUSE WE'RE IN A SALOON YEAHHHH. ]
That's right! And you're Isaac Dean, American! [ He says the title as though it's the most glorious thing in the world. (Hint: it is.) DUDE MY TAGS ARE LONG TOO DON'T WORRY.]
Glad you're both up to the challenge! Gotta admit, I'm a little bored without any of the guys--by the way, Miria, this place'll knock Billy off his feet!--so taking another building can only be a good thing! Because then it'll be American, and I'll have it. There's no way to lose!
[action] /ssssneaks in like ninja
[action] i will never stop using this icon. NEVER.
[action] because it is the best
[action] indeed~
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Ummm...why do you want another building though? [Admit it, Kay. You want an excuse to steal something bigger than a defense attorney's badge.]
[video] YES, KAY. JOIN THE THIEVERY CLUB. No wonder America's an outlaw HALF HIS PEOPLE ARE THIEVES
The better question is why wouldn't I? I'd get a new place for my citizens, meaning new land, new resources, and more that's mine! And that building would become American, so everyone wins!
[video] B-but IT'S JUST THE TRUTH
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You not allowed to turn the apartment building into a speakeasy.
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It's mine! I can do with it what I want!
Hey, did you hear what I said?!
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It's a saloon! Nothing's illegal, so it can't be a speakeasy! [GOD. EVEN MIRIA KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE. WHY ARE THESE TAGS IN CAPS, I DON'T KNOW.]
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[AMERICA: CORRUPTING CHILDREN ONE SALOON AT A TIME.]
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...what are you doing?
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Wanna drink?
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I should have just stayed in bed, aru.
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HEY CHINA! Here, you deserve a drink after all the work you've done for my railroads! And really, where would I be without them?
[ Is this kosher. Probably not. Have some sketchy liquid shoved in China's direction as America loops an arms around his shoulders. ]
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What is that?
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2/2 [action] LOL OR THIS TAG COULD SEND, THAT TOO
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[action] JUMPING IN what is order
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Japan is just.. walking by quietly.]
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HEY JAPAN!
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[and what is a saloon have him just staring for a while oh wait--]
Steal a building? How?
[no really what is an attention span]
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[video] laaate I sorry
[video] pfff it's okay, I'm exceptionally slow at tagging
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You should join us, Mr. Worth!
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[ She blows the dust off the keys, but the dust gets into her eyes and lungs ow cough cough ow. ]
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Careful! That guy's onery. Wouldn't want to get too close to those horns, would ya?
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[ Might be pretty drunk at this point. No real change in demeanor, but he's swaying a bit in his seat. ]
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[Video; TRYING OUT HIS NEWLY LEARNED ENGLISH]
[Video; ENGLISHHH]
[Video; TRYING ENGLISH]
[Video; english foreverrr]
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[Video; LEARN FASTER]
[Video; FUCK YOU IM TRYYYIIIING ALL I KNOW IS "DENMARK IS STUPID"and other words]
[Video; better than Teutonic. All he knows is RULE BRITANNIA and CANADA]
[Video; Japan is teaching tetsu things he'd wanna know to get him interested]
[Video; pffff and tetsu isn't driven by the power of CONVERT ALL TO CHRISTIANITY]
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shut up I'm not days late. 8|
of course not :|
So America's finally plastered and you are British so HELLO THERE, LUCY SAXON. ]
Hey there! I'm America and this is my saloon!
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