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[ GOOD EVENING, MARSHALL STREET. YOUR LOBBY HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A WILD WEST SALOON BY AMERICA AND MIRIA. Perhaps an elaboration is in order.

If anyone in the complex cares to come down and figure out what all the ruckus (get it? Baccano, ruckus, shush it's funny) is about, you'll find that America and Miria have gotten it in their minds that there should be a saloon in Discedo. It's 1881 for America, and Miria is... Miria. This makes sense to them. This does not make sense to anyone else. That is okay. This is normal. So what does this all entail, exactly? Let's find out:

→ Chairs and tables of a wide variety; most likely stolen or robbed (at complete random, though hey, it might be yours. YOU'LL GET IT BACK... EVENTUALLY.)
→ Likewise for cups, glasses, and any vaguely Western decorations
→ Discedo Red Eye. The normal stuff is made from alcohol, chewing tobacco, and burnt sugar. Do you really want to know what's in the knock off? Either way, it tastes like the fires of hell.
→ Poker chips and cards. By that I mean checkerboard pieces/wood chips/whathaveyou labeled like poker chips, and whatever cards America could find. Have fun trying to win a game with this deck.
→ Banjo tied up in the corner. America stole a cow like the outlaw he is. Too bad it's his own. No one ever said he was good at this.
→ An out-of-tune piano that once belonged to Austria forever and a day ago. Why I remember this, no one knows.

For the record, America's dressed in a cowboy outfit left over from the last time Isaac left, Isaac himself is in similar (though probably fancier) attire, while Miria wears something pretty. This is Discedo and they're both still dirty but WHATEVER. IT ADDS TO THE AUTHENTICITY. The two citizens are in the background setting up the last details while America beams into the camera. ]

THE SALOON IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS! That's right folks! Located right on American soil on Marshall street, brought to you by none other than me! Oh, and Isaac and Miria. They helped a lot.

I have no idea what to call it yet, but I've got alcohol and cards and... aw heck, we don't have a sheriff. Well, I can fill that role 'til a real one arrives! Dunno if that means I have to keep an eye on myself or not, but I'll get to that bridge when I cross it.

...also, England, gotta talk to ya. If you care to. That's it! Come drink and stuff!

[ He apparently thinks he shut it off. That is a lie. The video is still rolling as he sets his communicator on a table. You get a nice view of the lobby ceiling while America shouts at Isaac and Miria. Did I mention that he's a bit imperialistic too? Not as bad as the 1890s but still. ]

So I was thinkin'! Can you guys steal a building? I want another! And I'm running low on bullets and I just got over that economic depression, so I don't wanna pay that much for one. Which one has the most Americans?!

[ It ends there. God help whatever building he attempts to claim.]

[ooc: Action log for anyone and everyone interested! Threadjack anything. Feel free to claim any stupid junk as your stolen item. Or just reply to his post and call him a freak WHATEVER WORKS.]

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[ It's like a lightbulb has gone off in America's head. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. ]

He says that all the time!

[ He hurriedly gets up to try to stand in front of Japan. He has to grip his shoulders but he's still standing, at least. ]

You can't let me forget this! Remind me in the morning so I don't forget this! This is important!

[IS BEYOND STARTLED]

I-I will remind you!!

Good!

[ Collapsing back in his chair. ]

I think me remembering that will make the whole "friendship" thing go more smoothly.

[PING'D...........]

I will be sure to do this!

[ that's not a good sign. America isn't aware. ]

Good. Good.

...So what does it all mean?

[Japan already has stars in his eyes.]

Ah? What does what all mean, exactly?

[ AMERICA IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO HAVE THAT DEFECT I mean. What are you up to, Japan? 8| ]

If someone is tsundere. What does that mean? Did something happen to make them that way?

[ Pause. He looks a little sad. ]

Was it me?

[SPARKLY BACKGROUNDS AND SMILES AND KEYWORDS]

Not at all! It is a personality type. Mm.. It is developed just like any personality.

[ dear god America can even visualize it all because he's smashed. ]

But he didn't used to be that way. He must like little kids.

...I wonder if anyone else I know is that way?

[ Drunkenly trying to figure this out. ]

[oh lord. he might be able to see Japan's inner self as this icon.]

Surely there are! There are also different types of the "dere" personalities!

[ that may be why he's staring at Japan in confusion ]

Dere?

Dere, from the second half of tsundere! You may see it attached to other words..

For example: Yandere. Someone who is loving and pleasant at first, though their love can get almost obsessive and turn violent!

Who's yandere? [ AFTER THE LATVIA THING HE MAY HAVE SOMEONE IN MIND THOUGH... ]

And these are all your words?

[/THROWS RUSSIA OUT OF ALL DAYDREAMS]

Denmark-san..

Ah, yes, they are!

He is? Haven't noticed. He's been nice to me as far as I can remember.

[ Grinnn oh my god he's so drunk. ]

I like 'em. Good to have words for complicated things.

It is normal to only know a yandere as kind.

...

Ah, I'm glad they are of interest to you, America-san.

I'll keep that in mind. Don't let me forget!

I hope I remember all this in the morning.

If you do not recall, I will be sure to remind you. I am not drinking, after all.

Oh yeah! ...How come you're not, again?

. . . I do not feel like it.

Right. Right.

[looks around the room! yes he's so interesting with conversation]

What're ya lookin' at?

Ah, nothing in particular.

You're not seein' fairies, are ya?

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