starspangledhero | ( text; ) dated some time after the name-fiasco

So... I'll say right now that, no matter what Denmark said, I'm okay if you call me Alfred or America or both or like, "Almerica" or "Amerifred" or whatever you like! I'm both. I ain't human, but. You know, maybe I'll explain it better some day, but I don't want to right now because Denmark's pissing me off and I don't want to think about things like this when I'm upset, and besides, I've got more important things to talk about right now!

LIKE THANKSGIVING.

I'm gonna have a dinner tomorrow! Miles kinda just reminded me so I know it's kinda short-notice, but I've got a box of instant mashed potatoes and other canned things that can somewhat resemble a Thanksgiving dinner if you tilt your head and squint! Anyway, all Americans are invited, and if we hang out and you're not American you can totally come too! Yes, even you, Little England, are allowed over. Try and bring food if you do show up though, because I will be hungry.

Everyone who's chipping in to help with the whole hot water thing, let's start after Thanksgiving, okay? Oh, let's finish before Christmas! It'll be like a present to ourselves!

...Okay, so I have no idea to lock something to someone who's dead, so if you're listening in Phantom the Kid: I dunno if ghosts eat or what but I guess you're allowed to stop by after everyone else has gone home. It must suck to be dead on the holidays. But I'm a nice guy and even though you scare the piss outta me, I have a sworn duty to you and therefore you can have some potatoes too!

You're not gonna get very far with a theory if ya don't tell anyone about it, ya know.

Well that's kinda a pessimistic way to look at your own theory. How d'ya expect other people to rally around it when even you think it doesn't matter?

Can't you talk normally? Seriously, how hard is it to just say what you mean?!

Then why can't you just say it if you don't wanna type it?

Now the question is where to start.

What.

Speaking to you about opinions and beliefs is pointless, as you more than likely will just believe what you want in the end without taking what has been said into consideration.

That's true! But maybe your opinion is the same as mine! Or maybe your opinion isn't dead wrong!

That obstinate nature is a problem. You don't actually ask for advice, do you?

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voice! enjoy your Engrish, America

( voice ) hey at least he's not speaking Russian at him

( voice ) .....I'd say I could arrange that, but alas

( voice ) that would only end in stalking and hatred ;w;

( voice ) yes, there is that

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